Original: Trump makes case for Iran war, promises $5,000 payouts if GOP wins midterms
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Thursday, September 10, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: Trump promises $5,000 'dividend' for Americans if GOP wins midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Fetterman, already at odds with his party, makes surprise video for GOP convention
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Fetterman appears by video at GOP convention and says he will work with Trump
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Sen. Fetterman speaks at a GOP midterm convention, fueling party-switch fears
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: NZXT Discount Codes: 50% Off in September 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: Norton Coupon Codes: Up to 58% Off
Wired
2h ago
Original: Govee Discount Codes and Deals: 30% Off
Wired
2h ago
Original: AI research startup Listen Labs scrubbed a $1.5B funding round for Salesforce talks
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: Automattic’s board forces CEO Matt Mullenweg into leave of absence
TechCrunch
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Iran war won't end until after crucial November elections, says Trump
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Deadly Philippines ferry fire triggers search for scores of missing
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Thursday briefing: 68 facts about the Bayeux tapestry as it goes on display
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: Albanese faces more questions over $6m golf club grant; Chalmers says Coalition was ‘doing better under Sussan Ley’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ABC and the Guardian call on One Nation to reverse media ban amid censorship concerns
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Twenty Thousand Breaths A Day: How The Environment Shapes The Health Within Us
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘Lifelong Democrat’ Fetterman Insists He’s Not Switching Parties After GOP Convention Appearance
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Trump Promises $5,000 ‘Dividend’ For Every Adult Citizen If Republicans Win Midterms
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Trump promises $5,000 checks if Republicans win the midterms. He also teased tariff and ‘DOGE’ dividends last year that never came.
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: Hunter Biden memecoin $LAPTOP loses 95% of market value just hours after launch
MarketWatch
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Moves Interview With Texas Senate Candidate James Talarico From TV to YouTube Due to FCC Threats
Variety
1h ago
Original: Jimmy Kimmel Says James Talarico Interview Won’t Air on TV After Trump’s FCC Threats
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Carole Radziwill Says Carolyn Bessette Kennedy Would’ve Loved ‘Real Housewives of New York City’: “She Had a Great Sense of Humor”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Shrinking,’ ‘Paradise,’ ‘Washington Black’ Lead Humanitas Prize Winners List
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Shrimad Bhagavatam Part I’ Unveiled by India’s Sagar Pictures Entertainment (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Sources: With Ohtani ailing, Dodgers to call up top prospect De Paula
ESPN
1h ago
Original: A.J. Brown hobbles off with ankle injury, ruled out in Patriots debut
ESPN
1h ago
Original: After rocky start to US Open, Zverev reaches 4th major semi of 2026
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Browns QB Watson cited for speeding in August, pleads not guilty
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sources: Raiders' Bowers has knee procedure, out 'a game or two'
ESPN
1h ago