Original: Ballots discounted for late postmarks surged in Washington and Oregon after Postal Service changes
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 9:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: As midterms approach, new poll finds that few Americans trust campaigns or Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Republicans kick off unconventional midterm convention in Dallas with Trump speech
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Five takeaways from the New Hampshire primaries and an under-the-radar Senate race
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Competing court orders add confusion to Missouri congressional elections
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Apple’s new CEO is reviving a Steve Jobs strategy from 25 years ago
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Read the Apple document explaining how new listening features still protect your privacy
The Verge
1h ago
Original: How the new Apple Watches compare to the last-gen models
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Apple Watch’s new AI features are normalizing the idea that technology is always listening
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Six Chinese AI firms accused of aggressively copying US frontier models
Ars Technica
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Former child refugee selected as Labour candidate in byelection for Starmer’s old seat
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Republicans’ midterm convention kicks off as national party chair says event will be about ‘defying history’ – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Burnham defends UK ban on Israeli settlement trade
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Trump officials push to exclude undocumented immigrants from US census
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Two die at Moldovan border as Russia-Ukraine drone war rages
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Oil’s surge back above $100 fuels fresh inflation fears at a crucial time for interest rates
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: You should always have energy stocks in your 401(k). Yes, even when oil is at $100.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: The Art Of The Opening Act: How To Win Over Someone Else’s Fans
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ On Verge Of Breaking All-Time Domestic Box Office Record
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Apple Unveils IPhone Duo—Foldable IPhone For $1,999
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Axios Co-Founders Urge Wielding AI to Help ‘Simplify’ Your Life in New Book
Variety
1h ago
Original: See Slipknot’s Spooky Video for ‘Arsenal,’ Their First Song Since Sid Wilson Departure
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: No Decisions Made on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ Future
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time’ 40th Anniversary Remake Sets Nintendo Switch 2 Release Date (Gaming News Roundup)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Survivor 51’ Cast Reveals What They’re Trying to Hide (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Benn 'dragged down to pits of hell' by weight cut
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Scottish clubs face tougher Europa League route
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Gay should open for England in South Africa - Cook
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: 🔴 Champions League live updates: Barcelona with convincing lead vs. Feyenoord
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Mythbusting Arch Manning: Let's examine the often-uttered notions about the Texas QB
ESPN
2h ago