Original: What to know about Missouri's confusing battle over congressional districts
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 8:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump accuses Iran of meddling in midterms as wave of missiles targets U.S. base in Jordan
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump administration proposes changes to census that could exclude millions
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Gov. McKee faces tough challenge from Foulkes in Rhode Island Democratic primary
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Republicans gather in Dallas for two-day midterm convention billed as 'Trump-a-Palooza'
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: There are new shiny iPhones, so Apple is making you pay more for older models
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Verge staffers react to the iPhone Duo: What we love and don’t love
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Apple’s new iPhone camera mode promises to prove your photo isn’t AI
The Verge
1h ago
Original: iPhone 18 Pro and Pro Max: Our first hands-on impressions
The Verge
1h ago
Original: The hinge for Apple’s new foldable phone was built with AI
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump to address midterm convention after Qatar-gifted plane delayed by emergency-slide check – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Israeli strike targets home in Gaza’s al-Shati refugee camp
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Bond market rebuffs US treasury’s plan to buy back $6bn in government debt
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Two rescued after plane makes emergency landing in Black Sea
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: China slams US claims of ‘industrial-scale’ AI theft
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Canadian whisky on the rocks? Crown Royal is set to avoid Trump’s new ban.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Treasury will buy more government bonds than previously announced. The market remains ‘underwhelmed.’
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: California Bets On A Non-Ultra-Processed Food Label. Will It Work?
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: LAFC X LINE FRIENDS Celebrate Korean Heritage Night With Exclusive Merch
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Emergency Slide Deployed On Trump’s Qatari Jet Just Before Takeoff For ‘Check’
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Odyssey’ Is Helping Imax Ink More Deals With Theater Chains
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: How to Watch Tonight’s Patriots vs. Seahawks Game Online for Free
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Channing Dungey on Warner Bros. TV Group’s Big Year of Pickups, Renewals and New Deals — Despite Industry Distractions and Ownership Uncertainty
Variety
1h ago
Original: N.O.R.E. Sued for Sexual Assault by Carmen Bryan
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Bad Bunny to Celine Dion to Backstreet Boys: Musical Residencies Are Going Global – Boosting Tourism, Making Millions and Healing Fans
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Scottish clubs face tougher Europa League route
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Gay should open for England in South Africa - Cook
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Facts vs. Feelings: Seven players who will get off to fast (or slow) starts in Week 1
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Draft Guide: Rankings, mock drafts and analysis
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 🔴 Champions League live updates: Barcelona with convincing lead vs. Feyenoord
ESPN
1h ago