Original: Former US Sen. John E. Sununu to face US Rep. Chris Pappas in New Hampshire Senate race
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 4:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, September 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump gave $45,000 cash gifts to Natalie Harp, two other close aides
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Honoring 9/11 heroes, Trump repeats disputed account of his role in recovery
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Conflicting court rulings leave Missouri congressional map in chaos
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: U.S. will ban dairy products, motorcycles and most alcoholic beverages from Canada
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: White House takes down ‘Build the Wall’ game after the Tetris Company complains
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Sony isn’t phasing out discs quite as quickly as we thought
The Verge
7h ago
Original: GOG brings back "big box" PC games, one printable template at a time
Ars Technica
7h ago
Original: Cockroach Milk, How to Blow Your Nose, and Mosquito Printers: The Ig Nobels of 2026
Wired
7h ago
Original: Why this month's Microsoft patch release is a doozy
Ars Technica
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Politics live: Trump administration warns Australia after social media algorithm reform; Albanese mourns ‘true one-off’ in d’Alpuget
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Hong Kong's first post-colonial leader dies aged 89
BBC World
1h ago
Original: US slaps import ban on Canadian alcohol, motorbikes and other goods
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Cameraman catches the moment Yemeni government forces are ambushed
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Gambian leader pledges halt to rolling blackouts as protests turn violent
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: How to create a ‘forever paycheck’ without paying for an annuity
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Bombardier’s stock drops as the U.S.-Canada trade war intensifies. Here’s what Trump is targeting next.
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: Telemundo Medical Drama ’Emergencias. Unidad De Vida’ Begins Filming
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Corbin Burnes Boosts Arizona Diamondbacks’ NL Playoff Race Outlook
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Frances Tiafoe Authors Epic Comeback To Reach 3rd U.S. Open Semifinal
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jon Stewart Uses Nathan Fielder’s ‘You Can See Everything’ Trailer to Troll Donald Trump and His ‘Human Printer’ Aide
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Lonesome Dove’ Series From ‘East of Eden’ Showrunners a Go at Netflix
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: John Mulaney Circling Lead Role in ‘Get Smart’ Reboot at Warner Bros.
Variety
3h ago
Original: Nicolas Cage’s Malibu Mansion Damaged by Massive Sinkhole Amid Coastal Erosion
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: ‘Last Seen’ Review: Apple TV’s Aussie Kidnapping Drama Is a Solid Showcase for Star Patrick Brammall, Despite Shortcomings
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Sabalenka and Pegula dig deep to book US Open semi-final rematch
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Tiafoe consoles tearful Michelsen after remarkable US Open comeback
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Draft Guide: Rankings, mock drafts and analysis
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Fantasy football rankings for Week 1
ESPN
2h ago
Original: MAC decides to fight back, but it was always throwing stones at Goliath
ESPN
2h ago