Original: Trump gave $45,000 cash gifts to Natalie Harp, two other close aides
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, September 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Honoring 9/11 heroes, Trump repeats disputed account of his role in recovery
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Conflicting court rulings leave Missouri congressional map in chaos
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: U.S. will ban dairy products, motorcycles and most alcoholic beverages from Canada
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: What to watch as Republicans gather in Dallas for Trump's unusual midterm convention
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: White House takes down ‘Build the Wall’ game after the Tetris Company complains
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Sony isn’t phasing out discs quite as quickly as we thought
The Verge
6h ago
Original: GOG brings back "big box" PC games, one printable template at a time
Ars Technica
6h ago
Original: Cockroach Milk, How to Blow Your Nose, and Mosquito Printers: The Ig Nobels of 2026
Wired
6h ago
Original: Why this month's Microsoft patch release is a doozy
Ars Technica
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: UK air traffic control breakdown strands hundreds of thousands of passengers
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Politics live: Trump administration warns Australia after social media algorithm reform; Albanese mourns ‘true one-off’ in d’Alpuget
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US reading scores hit near-25-year low in latest global assessment
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Liberal operative denies he invented pink paper record of agreement with fugitive developer, Icac hears
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Record-breaking rain disrupts daily life in Nagoya, Japan
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: How to create a ‘forever paycheck’ without paying for an annuity
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Bombardier’s stock drops as the U.S.-Canada trade war intensifies. Here’s what Trump is targeting next.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Telemundo Medical Drama ’Emergencias. Unidad De Vida’ Begins Filming
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Corbin Burnes Boosts Arizona Diamondbacks’ NL Playoff Race Outlook
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Frances Tiafoe Authors Epic Comeback To Reach 3rd U.S. Open Semifinal
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Lonesome Dove’ Series From ‘East of Eden’ Showrunners a Go at Netflix
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: John Mulaney Circling Lead Role in ‘Get Smart’ Reboot at Warner Bros.
Variety
2h ago
Original: Nicolas Cage’s Malibu Mansion Damaged by Massive Sinkhole Amid Coastal Erosion
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Last Seen’ Review: Apple TV’s Aussie Kidnapping Drama Is a Solid Showcase for Star Patrick Brammall, Despite Shortcomings
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Netflix Orders New Series Take On ‘Lonesome Dove’ From ‘East of Eden’ Showrunners Zoe Kazan and Jeb Stuart
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Tiafoe consoles tearful Michelsen after remarkable US Open comeback
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Draft Guide: Rankings, mock drafts and analysis
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Fantasy football rankings for Week 1
ESPN
1h ago
Original: MAC decides to fight back, but it was always throwing stones at Goliath
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Grading the move: Why the Bucs gave Baker Mayfield the largest contract in franchise history
ESPN
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