Original: Armed individual ‘lunged’ at Democrat nominee for Ohio governor, campaign says
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
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Monday, September 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Assailant lunged at Democratic candidate for Ohio governor at fair, campaign says
ABC News Politics
7h ago
Original: California made Gavin Newsom famous. Will it drag down his 2028 presidential ambitions?
PBS NewsHour Politics
14h ago
Original: Trump appeals to Supreme Court as time runs out on push to restrict mail voting
Washington Post Politics
15h ago
Original: Trump administration makes another appeal to Supreme Court to allow mail ballot restrictions
PBS NewsHour Politics
15h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Seattle Times and Newsday sue OpenAI and Microsoft for infringement
The Verge
7h ago
Original: Phil Schiller’s App Store exit reportedly driven by wariness over future plans
TechCrunch
9h ago
Original: An Amazon cargo plane crashed at Miami International Airport
The Verge
10h ago
Original: Authors push back as publishers and agents make claims on Anthropic settlement
TechCrunch
10h ago
Original: Europe has its first commercial orbital rocket
The Verge
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Coalition targets Labor over ‘plummeting’ Sydney house prices; PM speaks of ‘horror’ of Nepal floods
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Jean Nassif’s daughter avoids jail as court hears father ‘pressured’ her to falsify documents for $150m loan
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Liberal operatives discussed whether to buy Porsche or Ferrari with developer’s payments, Icac hears
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Six dead and more feared trapped in collapsed building in Delhi
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Bereaved parents to give evidence at independent review of Sussex maternity services
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Ryan Garcia Vs. Conor Benn Has A Brutal Weight-Cut Twist — And The Final Card Is Loaded
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: The Meteorology Of The Volleyball Condensation Delay At Wrigley Field
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Adéla Cements Her Breakout Year In Debut Album “PRIMA”
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Rauw Alejandro Explores His Past And Sets The Stage For His Future During Red Bull Chapters Performance In NYC
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: WWE Sunday Night's Main Event 2026 Is Over — Here Are The Returns, Swerves And Biggest Moments
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Tsai Ming-liang on Venice and San Sebastian Title ‘Dust,’ Slowness as Rebellion and Life With Lee Kang-sheng
Variety
1h ago
Original: Sri Sri Ravi Shankar’s WFAC, Creativeland Take ‘Krishnavataram’ Global (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: AI Filmmaking’s Future Debated by Alibaba, Sonilo, PROMPTR Executives at TapNow and Dogme23’s Venice Production Bridge Panel
Variety
1h ago
Original: Kore-eda Hirokazu on Adapting Fujimoto Tatsuki’s Manga for Venice Competition Film ‘Look Back’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Making Marie Antoinette’ Review: The Late Eleanor Coppola’s Doc on Her Daughter’s Film is Full of Gorgeous Details and Maternal Affection
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: No. 9 Ole Miss squeaks by Louisville on late FG
ESPN
1h ago
Original: No. 4 Irish pull away, down Badgers at Lambeau
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Shanahan changes tune on Aussie trip: It's right
ESPN
1h ago
Original: WMU prez: B1G's replay process could improve
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Shelton coasts as U.S. puts 3 into men's quarters
ESPN
1h ago