Original: Armed individual ‘lunged’ at Democrat nominee for Ohio governor, campaign says
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
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Monday, September 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Assailant lunged at Democratic candidate for Ohio governor at fair, campaign says
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Original: California made Gavin Newsom famous. Will it drag down his 2028 presidential ambitions?
PBS NewsHour Politics
13h ago
Original: Trump appeals to Supreme Court as time runs out on push to restrict mail voting
Washington Post Politics
14h ago
Original: Trump administration makes another appeal to Supreme Court to allow mail ballot restrictions
PBS NewsHour Politics
14h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Seattle Times and Newsday sue OpenAI and Microsoft for infringement
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Phil Schiller’s App Store exit reportedly driven by wariness over future plans
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: An Amazon cargo plane crashed at Miami International Airport
The Verge
9h ago
Original: Authors push back as publishers and agents make claims on Anthropic settlement
TechCrunch
9h ago
Original: Europe has its first commercial orbital rocket
The Verge
10h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Germany's far-right AfD hails big victory in east, but falls short of majority
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: Coalition targets Labor over ‘plummeting’ Sydney house prices; PM speaks of ‘horror’ of Nepal floods
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Europe wrestles with impact of historic regional gains for Germany's AfD
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Ukraine seeks to seize water company owned by billionaire family of British theatre mogul
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: UN expert Francesca Albanese calls for ‘true paradigm shift’ as Miliband resets policy on Israel
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Ryan Garcia Vs. Conor Benn Has A Brutal Weight-Cut Twist — And The Final Card Is Loaded
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: The Meteorology Of The Volleyball Condensation Delay At Wrigley Field
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Adéla Cements Her Breakout Year In Debut Album “PRIMA”
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Rauw Alejandro Explores His Past And Sets The Stage For His Future During Red Bull Chapters Performance In NYC
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: WWE Sunday Night's Main Event 2026 Is Over — Here Are The Returns, Swerves And Biggest Moments
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Rob Reiner and Betty Gilpin Win 2026 Emmys for Guest Actor and Actress in a Comedy Series
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Linda Cardellini Tearfully Calls First Emmy Win “A Real Dream Come True”
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Creative Arts Emmys, Night 2: Winners List
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Rob Reiner Wins Posthumous Emmy for ‘The Bear’
Variety
3h ago
Original: Linda Cardellini Wins Emmy for Supporting Actress in a Limited Series for ‘DTF St. Louis’
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Alcaraz delivers statement win to reach US Open last eight
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Sabalenka overcomes tricky Townsend test at US Open
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Bell ends 33-race winless streak, takes Darlington
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Which NFL teams are all-in on the 2026 season and Super Bowl LXI?
ESPN
6h ago
Original: Previewing the 2026 NFL season: Bold predictions, strengths and concerns for all 32 teams
ESPN
6h ago