Original: Court throws out Missouri congressional map, helping Democrats keep seat
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Friday, September 4, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump again appeals to Supreme Court on mail voting restrictions as midterms loom
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: The Trump administration still aims to make state citizenship lists ahead of midterms
NPR Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump appointees advance plans for Lafayette Square fencing and White House gates
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow mail-in ballot restrictions
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Nvidia will officially bring DLSS 5 to older GPUs — but won’t give gamers full control
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Crusoe reportedly raises $3B at a $30B valuation
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Wikipedia Workers Unionize for the First Time
Wired
2h ago
Original: The unusually muted Tesla Cybercab launch
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Steve Ballmer got suspended by the NBA because of a podcast and a jumbotron corruption scandal
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: News live: Plibersek says pornography normalises strangulation for young Australians; Sydney’s first case of bird flu confirmed
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump administration asks supreme court to intervene over judge’s ban on USPS mail-in voting restrictions – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US continues to squeeze Cuban economy with new round of sanctions
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Ghana tightens gold exports in push to keep more value at home
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon: A list of controversies that define his tenure
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Today’s Wordle #1903: Hints, Clues And Answer For Friday September 4
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: How To Solve Today’s NYT Pips, Friday, September 4
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Premios Juventud 2026: Shakira, Aitana, Alejandro Fernández Among Top Winners
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Snowflake has a secret weapon that’s powering its stock toward a huge gain
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘I currently give him $1,000 a month’: My grandson has severe mental illness. How do I protect him after I’m gone?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Monsters of God’ Finale Twist: The Final Boss and Rogue Special Agent
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Too Much Sugar’ Review: A Lively and Authentic Portrait of Small-Town America, in Which the Characters Become Masters of Their Own Stories
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Gloria Steinem Taught Me to Be Angry. We Need to Stay Angry
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Pablo Torre Sounds Off on the NBA’s Historic Ruling Against the Clippers, Kawhi Leonard and ESPN — and Teases His Next Big Sports Investigation
Variety
2h ago
Original: Blackpink’s Lisa Returns to Her Rap Roots on Solo Single ‘SaWaDiKa’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Cowboys' Luepke jersey number trade with Von Miller includes ... chicken farm ownership?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 23 people with the most to gain (or lose) this NFL season: Barnwell on Mayfield, Pickens, Mannion, more
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Traveling a week early? The 49ers' trip to Australia was far from simple
ESPN
1h ago
Original: No Britons left in US Open singles as Dart & Jones lose
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Be boring? Lane Kiffin is anything but as he enters a new era at LSU
ESPN
3h ago