Original: Court throws out Missouri congressional map, helping Democrats keep seat
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Edition · 1:00 AM UTC
Friday, September 4, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump again appeals to Supreme Court on mail voting restrictions as midterms loom
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: The Trump administration still aims to make state citizenship lists ahead of midterms
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump appointees advance plans for Lafayette Square fencing and White House gates
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow mail-in ballot restrictions
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Crusoe reportedly raises $3B at a $30B valuation
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Wikipedia Workers Unionize for the First Time
Wired
1h ago
Original: The unusually muted Tesla Cybercab launch
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Steve Ballmer got suspended by the NBA because of a podcast and a jumbotron corruption scandal
The Verge
2h ago
Original: 5 Best Video Doorbell Cameras (2026): Subscription-Free, Video, and More
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Haitian government calls for renewal of international anti-gang task force
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: News live: Two more Australians confirmed safe in Nepal-Tibet floods; Sydney’s first case of bird flu confirmed
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump administration asks supreme court to intervene over judge’s ban on USPS mail-in voting restrictions – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump names Adam Telle as acting army secretary following the departure of Driscoll
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Split verdict in New Orleans murder trial tied to staged-wrecks scheme
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Snowflake has a secret weapon that’s powering its stock toward a huge gain
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I currently give him $1,000 a month’: My grandson has severe mental illness. How do I protect him after I’m gone?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Adobe just announced its next CEO. Here’s why its stock is dropping.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Lululemon bets on ‘away from body’ pants as customers sour on form-fitting leggings
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘Please don’t let this happen to you’: My best friend died without a will — her neglectful family gets everything
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Gloria Steinem Taught Me to Be Angry. We Need to Stay Angry
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Pablo Torre Sounds Off on the NBA’s Historic Ruling Against the Clippers, Kawhi Leonard and ESPN — and Teases His Next Big Sports Investigation
Variety
1h ago
Original: Blackpink’s Lisa Returns to Her Rap Roots on Solo Single ‘SaWaDiKa’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Drake Gives His Elusive ‘FOMO’ Project a Release Date
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Marriagetoxin’ Creators Joumyaku and Yoda Mizuki Tease Season 2: ‘There Is Plenty of Cool Action We Want You to See’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 30-plus player notes you must read before your fantasy draft
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Draft Guide: Rankings, mock drafts and analysis
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Be boring? Lane Kiffin is anything but as he enters a new era at LSU
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Kyrgios given one-month ban for positive cocaine test
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Teenager Moody knocks Higgins out of British Open
BBC Sport
3h ago