Original: Army Secretary Dan Driscoll is stepping down after 18 months on the job, White House says
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Edition · 3:00 PM UTC
Tuesday, September 1, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: House to vote on Rep. Chuck Edwards censure over ‘unprofessional conduct’ toward female staffers
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Thanks to Lake Ontario, MapQuest is popular all over again
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump urges Congress to pass tax incentives to restore Hollywood’s luster
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Vance wades into caustic Michigan Senate race, calling candidate ‘evil’
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: This startup is fuel-injecting hydrogen to make cargo ships more efficient
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Sonos Ace Ultra, Beam Ultra, Sonos Fabric, and a New App: Everything Sonos Just Announced
Wired
2h ago
Original: Waymo accelerates robotaxi expansion with launches in Denver, San Diego and Tampa
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Help build the future of startups: Volunteer at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Sonos introduces new headphones, soundbar, and software in its biggest announcement in years
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Burnham gives first Commons address as PM after Starmer quits parliament – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Is Trump wooing Russia again – and why?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Norway’s new king swears oath of allegiance with daughter at his side
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Dyson launches £420 toothbrush that films ‘live cleaning footage’ inside your mouth
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Football Fandom: Who owns your loyalty?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: There’s a disconnect between AI valuations and revenue-growth forecasts, observes this investor
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Are rising bond rates really so bad? Maybe not, say these experts.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘Ted Lasso’ Season 4, Episode 5 Release Time: Here’s When This Week’s Episode Drops On Apple
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Olivia Rodrigo Charts A Pair Of New Hits
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Am I too old for Roth conversions? I’m 84 and my wife is 77. We have $8 million saved.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: WNBA Names Catbird Official Jewelry Partner, Launches Limited-Edition Basketball Collection
Variety
2h ago
Original: Gal Gadot on Henry Cavill’s Superman Exit: “I Was in the Middle of That”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: CBS News’ Abdul El-Sayed Post Sparks Digital Backlash
Variety
2h ago
Original: Spike Jonze Launches Limited-Edition Eyewear Collection With Warby Parker
Variety
2h ago
Original: Hunter Biden Talks Crack, Family, and the Owl That Saved His Life
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: MMA divisional rankings: Upset KO boosts Song Yadong at bantamweight
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Will Matt LaFleur let Jordan Love cook? Why 2026 could be the QB's time to shine
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Cardinals QB Jacoby Brissett learning quickly under Mike LaFleur
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Never too early for a hot seat: Which coaches could be in line for big job openings?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Portsmouth goalkeeper legend Knight dies aged 65
BBC Sport
2h ago