Original: Kalshi suspends GOP House candidate for betting on her own race
Washington Post Politics
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Monday, August 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Alaska Democrats back independent Bill Hill in statewide House race
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: WATCH: Vance says Trump likes to 'switch it up' by posting AI video of Kharg Island bombing
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Plan to cut polling sites in major Texas county draws protests as Senate battle looms
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump says voters who oppose data centers will ‘kill the Golden Goose’
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Asus ProArt 27 QD-OLED (PA279cdv) Review: HDR for All
Wired
1h ago
Original: Apply now to host a Side Event at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Alienware’s budget-friendly QD-OLED is discounted for the first time
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Instagram puts new limits on undisclosed AI profiles
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Apple’s top App Store exec, Phil Schiller, follows wave of exits as CEO Tim Cook steps down
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: House lawmakers return to Capitol Hill as Republicans hope to pass stopgap spending bill – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Far-right Israeli Minister Ben-Gvir and settlers storm Al-Aqsa Mosque
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Israel’s Ben-Gvir storms Al-Aqsa mosque in occupied East Jerusalem
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Top US general says no plans to send troops to polls for November elections
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Defense lawyers for singer D4vd withdraw from murder case
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The 10-year Treasury yield just crossed a key threshold that should make people ‘sit up and take notice’
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Global oil prices settle above $90 a barrel after U.S. and Iran exchange fire for first time in a month
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Amazon’s stock slips as the FTC alleges billions of dollars in hidden ad fees
MarketWatch
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Original: Jerome Powell still has one vote on whether rates go up — the same as Kevin Warsh
MarketWatch
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Original: ‘My main goal is to help people’: I’m single, 74, with $10 million burning a hole in my pocket. What should I do?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: At the U.S. Open, a Buzzy French Dip Sandwich Is the Talk of the Tournament
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Sheri Herman, Pioneering Cable and Digital Executive With E! Entertainment, AEN, Dies at 71
Variety
1h ago
Original: Sheri Herman, Former Executive at E! and American Cybercast, Dies at 71
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: If You Prompt a Movie or Song Into Existence With AI, You Shouldn’t Be Able to Profit From It
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Ariana Grande Has to Wear “Cozy Footwear” During Final London Shows After Suffering “Minor Injury”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: MLS Power Rankings: Nashville stays on top, Miami bounces back
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Forest forward Hutchinson joins AC Milan on loan
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Who was released before the NFL cut-down deadline? Final roster trims, big moves for all 32 teams
ESPN
1h ago
Original: GB's Dart ends 19-month wait for Grand Slam win at 'home away from home'
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Never too early for a hot seat: Which coaches could be in line for big job openings
ESPN
1h ago