Original: The Earth is sizzling, but climate isn't a hot topic for Democrats in this year's campaigns
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Edition · 1:00 PM UTC
Saturday, August 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Week in Politics: Trump renames Lake Ontario 'Lake America'; Fed chair signals hikes
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: How states’ fight over an ICE agent could open a new political battleground
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: How I spent my summer: At the Reflecting Pool
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Why is one WNBA team calling in national security experts?
NPR Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Musicians-turned-detectives are hunting for AI grifters
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Soundcore Liberty 5 Pro Review: Master of Phone Calls
Wired
3h ago
Original: I asked 100 companies for my data. Some deleted it instead.
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope Has a Hidden Technological Leap
Wired
3h ago
Original: The Cybersecurity Apocalypse Is Coming in ‘Months,’ AI Giants Warn
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Gaza farmer returns to the grapevines he couldn’t bear to abandon
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: At least 37 dead and hundreds evacuated after strike on Kyiv weapons depot
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Indonesia sets up shelters for babies, children affected by wildfire smoke
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Sarah Ferguson to return to UK after relocating amid Epstein revelations
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Formula One champion Lando Norris extends McLaren contract until 2030
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: 5 affordable cities to retire in the U.S. right now
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Tim Cook wasn’t a ‘product guy’ — so he re-engineered Apple instead
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Where are all the new jobs? Hiring slows again — and it probably won’t speed up soon.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: I’m managing a pathological liar who never does her work. How do I deal with her?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Corporate earnings have been growing at a blistering pace. Here’s why that’s not likely to last.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Here’s How to Watch the 2026-2027 NCAA College Football Season Live Online
Variety
1h ago
Original: No One Knows How to End the War with Iran
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Chantelle Cameron vs. Mikaela Mayer Livestream: Here’s Where to Watch the Unification Title Bout Online for Free
Variety
2h ago
Original: Searches for Dolly Parton T-Shirts Are Up 10,000 Percent in Wake of Singer’s Death
Rolling Stone
6h ago
Original: ‘The Song of Scorpions,’ ‘Qissa’ Director Anup Singh Sets Mumbai Film ‘Lasya: The Gentle Dance’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
6h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Sources: MLB suspends prospect in fake-age plot
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Forest to bid £40m for Everton teenager Armstrong
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Inside the raucous and rapid rise of Alex Eala
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Experts weigh in: Can Alcaraz defend his title? How will Sabalenka fare?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Skubal shines, tears up in emotional Detroit return
ESPN
1h ago