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Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Saturday, August 29, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Some heroes wear aprons.
Original: ‘The butcher may be gone, but to many he is a hero’: victims condemn glorification of Mladić
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories