Original: Trump says U.S. has entered deal with Venezuela to take control of 65 billion barrels of oil reserves
NPR Politics
2h ago
Edition · 4:00 AM UTC
Saturday, August 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: News Wrap: Friday marks 6 months since Iran war started
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Fed Chair Warsh not ruling out interest rate hike amid inflation concerns
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: National parks under strain from Trump's construction projects and political pressure
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Brooks and Capehart on Trump's 'forever trade war'
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Chinese automakers are following Tesla’s bet that robots are the next big profit machine
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Google further buries search results under AI mode
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Is the best way to watch a movie on a pair of sunglasses?
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Took a Call From Donald Trump in the Middle of an All-Hands
Wired
6h ago
Original: Court rules Kalshi sports bets aren't "swaps," just gambling with a different name
Ars Technica
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Footage of Tibet floods isn't being shown in China - and we know little about victims there
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Ecuador sentences ex-president Moreno to five years in jail in bribery case
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Nepal and China resume flood rescue as death toll nears 600
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Nepal-Tibet flash flood: number of missing rises to 2,478; bodies recovered down rivers in India – latest updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump hails 'historic' deal for US to control 65bn barrels of Venezuela's oil
BBC World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Satellite Titan SES, Pop Star Shakira Race To Aid Quake-Hit Colombians
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Retail's Top 10 Lists Have Been Wrong For A Century
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Tobe Nwigwe Is Set To Drop His 9th Studio Album This Fall
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Rumi Gets Deluxe Treatment With Mattel’s New ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Doll
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1897: Hints, Clues And Answer For Saturday August 29
Forbes Business
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jackie Glass, ‘Swift Justice’ Host, Dies at 70
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Milo Yiannopoulos in ICE Custody After Feud-Fueled Tip-Off
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Naomi Osaka Debuts a Luxury Accessories Brand at Uncharted’s Fame to Fortune Summit in the Hamptons
Variety
2h ago
Original: Taylor Swift Donates $50k to Help Mother Struck by Car
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Bill Maher Delivers Lamest Dolly Parton Tribute Yet
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Skubal hears cheers, some boos in Detroit return
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Clark, Mitchell drop dual 34-point nights in rout
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Avs' Makar agrees to largest deal in NHL history
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Judge: SEC can't punish teams that play ex-pros
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Florida's Golden gets another extension and raise
ESPN
1h ago