Original: Civil rights groups make urgent plea for voting rights
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 3:00 PM UTC
Friday, August 28, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: March on Washington rally draws attention to voting rights with Jeffries, Sanders
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: White South Africans could get $4,500 in aid if they come to U.S. as refugees
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: Beloved New Orleans hospital, wracked by Hurricane Katrina, to get makeover
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Apple TV is raising its subscription prices again
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Apple TV now costs $14.99 a month after its fourth price hike in four years
The Verge
2h ago
Original: a16z creates a $1.1B ‘Machine Age’ fund to ‘accelerate the physical buildout of AI’
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Anthropic gets its first court win over the Pentagon’s supply chain risk label
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Meta executive leaves for OpenAI as the social media giant faces growing scrutiny in India
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Egyptian queen’s 673-diamond necklace stolen in Vienna smash-and-grab
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Can Trump really rename Lake Ontario, ‘Lake America’?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Nepal-Tibet flash flood: EU pledges €2m in aid as fears rise for missing amid rescue effort – latest updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Andy Burnham to abstain on assisted dying bill to avoid influencing debate
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Artist defends Ronnie O’Sullivan mural in Sheffield saying it isn’t finished
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: PayPal’s stock plunges as a takeover bid is said to fall through. What’s next for the company?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: The bull market for stocks is defying everything, but Bank of America warns that an autumn reality check is coming
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: My mother, 91, has dementia. Every bank says I need her signature to unlock her $100,000 stock certificate. What can I do?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: My contractor handed my $42,000 pool upgrade to a subcontractor I had already rejected. What can I do?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Should I use my financial institution’s free advisers or hire someone independent?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Larenz Tate Boards Vault, New Streaming and Distribution Platform for Indie Filmmakers (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Kirill Sokolov to Direct Animated Feature ‘Alone in the Ocean,’ About Freediver Slava Kurilov’s Famed Escape From Soviet Union (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Hear U2’s New Recording of the Pogues Classic ‘Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Ina Garten Is a YouTuber Now
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Dolly Parton’s Charity Knew No Bounds
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Southampton deny Spygate link to cuts to women's side
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Reid's annual HBCU watch list: 10 players who could get 2027 NFL draft interest
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Don't sleep on these guys! 51 breakout candidates for the 2026 season
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Recognize the names? Garnett, Ewing, Rondo, Spears star in NCAA volleyball
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NBA insiders react to ESPN's 2026-27 season forecast
ESPN
1h ago