Original: White South Africans could get $4,500 in aid if they come to U.S. as refugees
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Friday, August 28, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: Beloved New Orleans hospital, wracked by Hurricane Katrina, to get makeover
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: The Social Security trust fund is running out, and yet it's not a top campaign issue
NPR Politics
6h ago
Original: How Democrats in Congress are preparing for Trump midterm election interference
NPR Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Apple TV now costs $14.99 a month after its fourth price hike in four years
The Verge
1h ago
Original: a16z creates a $1.1B ‘Machine Age’ fund to ‘accelerate the physical buildout of AI’
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Anthropic gets its first court win over the Pentagon’s supply chain risk label
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Meta executive leaves for OpenAI as the social media giant faces growing scrutiny in India
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Apple TV’s sci-fi thriller Dark Matter gets even trippier in season 2
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Oslo mayor cancels own wedding after death of Norway's king
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Trump to allow ranchers and farmers to process their own food amid beef import backlash – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: UK has billions in contracts with firms tied to illegal Israeli settlements
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Families of 33 missing Britons rush to Nepal as fears grow of more floods
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Europa League draw: Bournemouth, Sunderland get glamour ties with AC Milan
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Will New USPS Rule Impact Your Ballot In November? What To Know As Rule Blocked Again
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ Tells Us Adria Arjona Is DCU Wonder Woman
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: PayPal Plunges 15% After Reports That Advent, Stripe Abandon $53 Billion Bid
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Home prices in Chicago have jumped more over the past year than in any other U.S. city
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Fleetwood Mac’s Blockbuster Returns Shortly Before Making History
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: New York Post Inks First-Look Film and TV Deal to Mine Archives (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Gladys Knight ‘Easing Into Fewer Performances’ After Erratic Concerts
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘The Dog Stars’ Gives Jacob Elordi His Clint Eastwood Moment
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Tatiana Huezo, Elisa Miller Bring New Films to the Morelia Film Festival’s 12th Impulso Morelia
Variety
1h ago
Original: Watch Never-Before-Seen Footage of Avicii’s Final Performance
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Asian Games hosts say all athletes will have rooms
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: From Chicago to ... Cleveland: Solak ranks all 32 NFL teams by watchability
ESPN
1h ago
Original: College football betting storylines: Shrinking spreads, curious bets and Miami-mania
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Which NFL teams will go over or under projected win totals?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Celtic & Rangers to play Scottish Cup ties behind closed doors after fan disorder
BBC Sport
1h ago