Original: Republican Daniel Sullivan advances to the general election for U.S. Senate in Alaska
ABC News Politics
2h ago
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Wednesday, August 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Federal judge blocks enforcement of Ohio proof-of-citizenship requirement for voter registration
ABC News Politics
8h ago
Original: Trump and Vance to keynote Republicans' midterm convention in Texas
ABC News Politics
8h ago
Original: CIA director makes rare, unannounced visit to Moscow
Washington Post Politics
8h ago
Original: Canada retaliates with tariffs against U.S. as relations deteriorate
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Corsair Discount Code: Up to 50% Off for August 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Surfshark Promo Codes: 87% Off | August 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: AirDoctor Coupon Codes: 40% Off | August 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: Nomad Goods Promo Codes: Get 25% Off in August 2026
Wired
3h ago
Original: HP Coupon Codes and Deals August 2026
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Fears grow for fourth rate hike after higher than expected July inflation rate
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Serena Williams, Carlos Alcaraz fall in US Open mixed doubles quarterfinal
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Tributes pour in after country music legend Dolly Parton dies – latest updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Chalmers hits back at WA premier’s ‘east coast clowns’ sledge; NSW police investigate alleged theft of 400,000 oysters
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Britons face highest price cap in three years as energy bills rise 4% from October
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: MLB Best Home Run Bets For Wednesday—Dingler And Alonso
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: 6 Great Dog Movies To Watch To Celebrate National Dog Day 2026
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Trump-Backed Mike Mazzei Narrowly Wins GOP Runoff For Oklahoma Gov. Race
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1894: Hints, Clues And Answer For Wednesday August 26
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Measuring ROI For Healthcare AI May Require A New Approach
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Motherhood Horror Film ‘Vagina Dentata,’ ‘From The Eclipse’ Director Nataša Urban, Boarded by Romanian Partner Manifest Film (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Jelly Roll Pays Tribute to Dolly Parton: ‘The Last American That Everyone Liked’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Vidio Teams With ReelShort for First Indonesian Short-Drama Partnership
Variety
1h ago
Original: LevelK Boards Haugesund-Bound Norwegian Psycho Thriller ‘Anathema,’ About Repression, Denial and Collective Madness (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Amanda Kernell Is More Interested in ‘Liberation Than a Curse’ as Her Third Feature ‘Brace Your Heart’ Debuts Trailer (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Celtic deficiencies laid bare on another night of Champions League pain'
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: What happens when an athlete has a life-changing accident?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: NBA recruits boost GB bid for EuroBasket success
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: From influencers to queens of women's boxing - five years of MVP
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Inside Bianca Andreescu's hard-fought road back to the US Open
ESPN
1h ago