Original: Republican Daniel Sullivan advances to the general election for U.S. Senate in Alaska
ABC News Politics
1h ago
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Wednesday, August 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Federal judge blocks enforcement of Ohio proof-of-citizenship requirement for voter registration
ABC News Politics
7h ago
Original: Trump and Vance to keynote Republicans' midterm convention in Texas
ABC News Politics
7h ago
Original: CIA director makes rare, unannounced visit to Moscow
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Original: Canada retaliates with tariffs against U.S. as relations deteriorate
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Corsair Discount Code: Up to 50% Off for August 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: Surfshark Promo Codes: 87% Off | August 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: AirDoctor Coupon Codes: 40% Off | August 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: Nomad Goods Promo Codes: Get 25% Off in August 2026
Wired
2h ago
Original: HP Coupon Codes and Deals August 2026
Wired
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Tributes pour in after country music legend Dolly Parton, 80, dies following ‘brief battle with cancer’ – latest updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Chalmers hits back at WA premier’s ‘east coast clowns’ sledge; NSW police investigate alleged theft of 400,000 oysters
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Iran bets economic pain will pressure Trump in game of ‘chicken’
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Fireworks factory goes up in smoke in Mexico
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Massive natural gas leak in Wisconsin puts community on alert
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: MLB Best Home Run Bets For Wednesday—Dingler And Alonso
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: 6 Great Dog Movies To Watch To Celebrate National Dog Day 2026
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Trump-Backed Mike Mazzei Narrowly Wins GOP Runoff For Oklahoma Gov. Race
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1894: Hints, Clues And Answer For Wednesday August 26
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Measuring ROI For Healthcare AI May Require A New Approach
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Amanda Kernell Is More Interested in ‘Liberation Than a Curse’ as Her Third Feature ‘Brace Your Heart’ Debuts Trailer (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: Obama, Bush, Clinton, and Trump Have All Paid Tribute to Dolly Parton
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Haim Saban, Lawrence Bender and Teddy Schwarzman Among Industry Group Accusing Mark Ruffalo of “Antisemitism” in Attack on Paramount Leadership
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Heroes’ Stars Throw Reunion to ‘Celebrate the Life’ of Hayden Panettiere: ‘So Much Love, Gratitude and Warmth’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Taylor Swift Celebrates Dolly Parton’s ‘Dazzling’ Legacy
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: NFL Rivalries uniforms revealed for AFC South, NFC North teams
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Is Joao Pedro ready to break Chelsea's so-called number nine curse?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Fantasy Football Marathon mock draft: RBs go with 13 of first 20 picks
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Late-round rookies who could become fantasy steals
ESPN
1h ago
Original: York pinged fake prostitute 3 times before arrest
ESPN
1h ago