Original: Federal judge blocks enforcement of Ohio proof-of-citizenship requirement for voter registration
ABC News Politics
2h ago
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Wednesday, August 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump and Vance to keynote Republicans' midterm convention in Texas
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: CIA director makes rare, unannounced visit to Moscow
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Canada retaliates with tariffs against U.S. as relations deteriorate
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Canadian trade minister says reaching deal with U.S. in best interest for both countries
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Robotics startup Generalist reaches $3B valuation, sources say
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: OpenAI loses a top data center exec, as stream of high-profile departures continues
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Garmin’s new Fenix 9 adds brighter screens and smoother map panning
The Verge
3h ago
Original: ‘Darth Vader’ Wants You to Know He Definitely Supports Flock Surveillance
Wired
4h ago
Original: Trump is upping the price of Big Tech’s favorite visa
The Verge
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: From Hasan Piker to Jesse Watters, El-Sayed seeks to focus on affordability amid scrutiny from both sides
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Suburban Rail Loop: Victorian government secretly increased public transport fares to help pay for controversial SRL
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Ooshies drive sales boom as Woolworths profit soars; Victoria secretly increased transport fares to raise money for Suburban Rail Loop
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Tributes pour in after country music legend Dolly Parton, 80, dies following ‘brief battle with cancer’ – latest updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Billionaire investor says he used AI to write critique of former mentee Scott Bessent
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: My father-in-law passed away, leaving a house with tenants. Do I evict them?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: IndyCar’s Freedom 250 Grand Prix Delivers With 3.2 Million Viewers
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: 49ers Owner Jed York Used Fake Name When Contacting Prostitution Ad Before Trailer Park Arrest
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘My main goal is to help people’: I’m single, 74, with $10 million burning a hole in my pocket. What should I do?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: How Dolly Parton Became A ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ Producer
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Sabrina Carpenter Honors Hero Dolly Parton, Recalls Thinking ‘We Could Be Sisters!’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Can Guy Fieri Unite America? Inside His Lifelong Advocacy of Global Cuisine: ‘When You Talk About Food, You Talk About Culture’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Beyoncé Remembers Dolly Parton as “Bold and Brilliant” in Touching Tribute
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: How to Watch the 2026 U.S. Open
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: The 45+ Best Birthday Gifts for Husbands, Handpicked by a Wife With High Standards
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: NFL Rivalries uniforms revealed for AFC South, NFC North teams
ESPN
2h ago
Original: O'Neill takes responsibility with nowhere to hide for Celtic
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Alcaraz and Williams thrill in brief but bright US Open mixed doubles showing
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Inside Bianca Andreescu's hard-fought road back to the US Open
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Alex Eala returns to US Open a different version of herself
ESPN
3h ago