Original: Federal judge blocks enforcement of Ohio proof-of-citizenship requirement for voter registration
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 12:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, August 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump and Vance to keynote Republicans' midterm convention in Texas
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Original: CIA director makes rare, unannounced visit to Moscow
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Canada retaliates with tariffs against U.S. as relations deteriorate
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Canadian trade minister says reaching deal with U.S. in best interest for both countries
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Garmin’s new Fenix 9 adds brighter screens and smoother map panning
The Verge
2h ago
Original: ‘Darth Vader’ Wants You to Know He Definitely Supports Flock Surveillance
Wired
3h ago
Original: Trump is upping the price of Big Tech’s favorite visa
The Verge
3h ago
Original: The Best Early Labor Day Kitchen Deals to Ease You Back Into Fall (2026)
Wired
3h ago
Original: World humanoid robot games show runners breaking records, bursting into flames
Ars Technica
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Tributes pour in after country music legend Dolly Parton dies aged 80: ‘Thank you, Lord, for Dolly’ – latest updates
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Ooshies trend sees profit boom for Woolworths; productivity commissioner says ‘line was crossed’ by WA premier in GST scuffle
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Canada announces up to 50% retaliatory tariffs on hundreds of US goods including steel, fish, cheese and paper – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump threatens to demolish Kennedy Center if $250m renovation not done
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Gavin Newsom puts Spanish-style California mansion up for sale for $7.5m
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘It’s the ultimate regifting’: My mom gave me a house. Should I transfer it back to her to reduce capital gains?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Dick’s Sporting Goods’ epic drop hits other footwear giants, as shoppers sour on retro sneakers
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Am I too old for Roth conversions? I’m 84 and my wife is 77. We have $8 million saved.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Here’s Why FIFA’s Infantino Crisis Could Continue Through Early 2027
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Raney Aronson-Rath Talks ‘Frontline,’ ‘American Experience’ And ‘Nova’
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Dog Stars’ Review: Jacob Elordi and Margaret Qualley in Ridley Scott’s Subdued but Pleasingly Soulful Dystopian Western
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Dolly Parton’s Cause of Death Revealed
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Shania Twain Mourns Dolly Parton and Shares Their Unforgettable Performance of ‘Coat of Many Colors’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Dolly Parton Died After a ‘Brief Battle’ With Cancer, According to Her Reps
Variety
1h ago
Original: CBS Dolly Parton Special Airs Tonight: Stream ‘Dolly Parton – An American Icon’ Online for Free
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: NFL Rivalries uniforms revealed for AFC South, NFC North teams
ESPN
1h ago
Original: O'Neill takes responsibility with nowhere to hide for Celtic
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Alcaraz and Williams thrill in brief but bright US Open mixed doubles showing
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Inside Bianca Andreescu's hard-fought road back to the US Open
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Alex Eala returns to US Open a different version of herself
ESPN
2h ago