Original: Canada should be ready to cut electricity, critical minerals, Ontario's premier says
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Edition · 4:00 PM UTC
Monday, August 24, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Ontario's premier says Reagan would be 'throwing up' over Trump's tariffs
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: See photos from the first IndyCar race in Washington
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to unveil new economic sanctions on Iran
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: This not-so-secret document is inspiring the left — and tripping up its candidates
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Valor, Point72 back General Intuition at $6B valuation as AI startup pushes into robotics
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: ESPN streaming plans are getting more expensive
The Verge
1h ago
Original: OpenAI is building AI agents for everything. Will everyone use them?
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Raspberry Pi shares its official tutorial for making a cyberdeck
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Brake problems in GM EVs draw greater federal scrutiny
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: UK PM Burnham vows support for Ukraine despite 'outrageous threats' from Russia
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Trump slams Canada with new 50 percent auto tariffs for 2027
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Washington Post ordered to reinstate opinion writer fired over Charlie Kirk posts
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Households in Great Britain ‘could owe energy suppliers £7bn by end of year’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump escalates trade war with Canada with threat to raise tariffs on vehicles and steel – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. automakers and home builders are among the big losers as Trump launches a trade war against Canada
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Alice In Chains Resuscitates Multiple Smashes To The Same Chart
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Think Medicare Advantage provides better care for chronic conditions? A new study suggests otherwise.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: La Sasso Stuns Rahm To Capture First Professional Victory In LIV Finale
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘She looked into COBRA’: My friend was laid off and lost her health insurance. How can she find affordable coverage?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: John Leguizamo, Inde Navarrette and James Ortiz Among Latino and Hispanic Stars Set for Honors at Critics Choice Celebración Ceremony
Variety
1h ago
Original: Katt Williams Expands PGA Tour Role for Championship — But It’s Not His Ultimate Golf Goal (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s Artists Equity Launches Fourth Writers’ Room Program (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Regal Launches Rewards+ Loyalty Program Amid Company’s Record-Setting Summer (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Hear Neil Young’s New Recording of a Song He Originally Wrote as a Teenager in 1965
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Seven uncapped players in Ireland's WXV squad
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Takeaways from NFL preseason Week 2: Even with win, should Titans be worried about revamped secondary?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Inside Bianca Andreescu's hard-fought road back to the US Open
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Freshman phenom to sophomore slump: What's next for Ryan Coleman-Williams?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Lucky Liverpool have a long road back to the top; Mourinho, Real Madrid win ugly
ESPN
1h ago