Original: Secret White House bunker undercuts Trump’s ballroom lawsuit, ex-officials say
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Monday, August 24, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: See photos from the first IndyCar race in Washington
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: Report: Jared Kushner and Democratic leader Jeffries meet with House control at stake in November
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Trump’s visa ban on 75 countries struck down by federal judge
Washington Post Politics
10h ago
Original: Pence says U.S.-Canada trade fight adds to affordability concerns for economy
Washington Post Politics
10h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Who’s behind the new ‘stealth model’ Ox Alpha?
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Uber faces fine of nearly $1B over automated driver suspensions
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: GTA VI: all the news on Rockstar’s next entry in the Grand Theft Auto series
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Linkdaze’s smart calendar is built to run a household, not just track a schedule
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: TechCrunch Mobility: The custom chip driving Waymo’s robotaxi ambitions
TechCrunch
9h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Joyce says One Nation MP got migration policy wrong; second fur seal dies of suspected bird flu
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Large forest fire burns close to residential areas in Ankara
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Tokayev allies head for landslide victory in Kazakhstan elections
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Iran war live: Iranian parliament advances plans for Hormuz service fees
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Burnham to visit Ukraine with promise of boost for Kyiv’s long-range missiles
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Stock futures flat as U.S. and Canada appear headed for trade war
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Pacific Classic Win By Knightsbridge Adds Intrigue To Breeders’ Cup
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: FC Barcelona Coach Flick Gives Gavi Update And Addresses 9 And Balde Situations
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: NYT Strands Answers Today: Hints & Clues For Monday, August 24 (You Can’t Eat Just One)
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: As LA28 Approaches Team USA Women’s Beach Volleyball Pipeline Is Deep
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Boorman and the Devil’ Review: The Making of John Boorman’s 1977 Disaster ‘Exorcist II: The Heretic’ Becomes a Documentary So Unbelievable It’s Funny
Variety
3h ago
Original: Shelley Fabares, ‘Coach’ and ‘The Donna Reed Show’ Star, Dies at 82
Variety
4h ago
Original: Hayden Panettiere’s Mom Blasts Gayle King After CBS Host Criticizes Her Reaction to Daughter’s Death
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Mark Ruffalo Called Out Over ‘Extremist and Antisemitic Messaging’ by Simon Wiesenthal Center, Creative Communities For Peace
Variety
5h ago
Original: Anna Paquin and Melissa Gilbert Call for Protection of Child Actors After Hayden Panettiere’s Death: “Where Is the Collective Outrage?”
Hollywood Reporter
6h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Usain Bolt gets engaged to longtime partner Kasi Bennett on sprinter's 40th birthday
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 'A win at home in the first game was beyond anyone's dreams' - Holden on MOTD
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Looking back at Wyndham Clark's win
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Premier League VAR review: Did Liverpool deserve to be bailed out by penalty?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: With Guéhi in midfield, Maresca makes transfer needs clear in Man City win
ESPN
2h ago