Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Monday, August 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Family Values, Lobbying Edition.
Original: Report: Jared Kushner and Democratic leader Jeffries meet with House control at stake in November
PBS NewsHour Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

NYT: Addiction Now a Puzzle.
Original: NYT Strands Answers Today: Hints & Clues For Monday, August 24 (You Can’t Eat Just One)
Forbes Business 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hell Hath Its Hollywood.
Original: ‘Boorman and the Devil’ Review: The Making of John Boorman’s 1977 Disaster ‘Exorcist II: The Heretic’ Becomes a Documentary So Unbelievable It’s Funny
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Dreams? Please.
Original: 'A win at home in the first game was beyond anyone's dreams' - Holden on MOTD
BBC Sport 1h ago