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Edition · 10:00 AM UTC

Friday, August 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Legacy Schmegacy.
Original: Vance will campaign at the Ohio steel plant where his grandfather once worked
ABC News Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Remembering is now a crime.
Original: Tiananmen Square vigil organisers in Hong Kong found guilty of ‘inciting subversion’
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Justice? They’re selling something.
Original: ‘The Voice of Hind Rajab’ Director Calls Israeli Investigation Into Killing of Palestinian Girl a ‘Smokescreen’: ‘What Is Needed Is Justice’
Variety 1h ago
Holiday? Sure, Jan.
Original: Jacob Elordi Ducks James Bond Question at London World Premiere of Ridley Scott’s ‘The Dog Stars’ When Asked if He’s Been Auditioning: ‘I’m Here on Holiday’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories