Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Friday, August 21, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Old friends. Same grift.
Original: President Trump and ally-turned-antagonist Michael Cohen reconcile
Washington Post Politics 9h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Acting Skills? He’s on Vacation.
Original: Jacob Elordi Ducks James Bond Question at London World Premiere of Ridley Scott’s ‘The Dog Stars’ When Asked if He’s Been Auditioning: ‘I’m Here on Holiday’
Variety 1h ago
Trauma Tourism: Now With Feelings.
Original: ‘Good People’ Review: Milcho Manchevski’s Haunting Documentary Revisits the Kočani Nightclub Fire Through Survivors’ Eyes
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories