Original: Rep. Cory Mills loses GOP primary after allegations of sexual misconduct
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
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Wednesday, August 19, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Fake polling from mysterious company highlights danger of unvetted election surveys
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Original: Trump revives unverified claims of noncitizen voting in 2020
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: ABC says FCC waging a retaliatory campaign violating free speech rights
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: 2020 election deniers on the ballot for key offices in battleground states
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: "Sabotage": Experts, lawmakers blast RFK Jr. for destroying healthcare research
Ars Technica
7h ago
Original: Ukrainian drones overwhelm Russian tanks’ new active protection system—for now
Ars Technica
7h ago
Original: Cursor capitalizes on GitHub frustration, launches rival hosting platform
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: DOJ’s probe into Andreessen Horowitz over board seats baffles VCs
TechCrunch
9h ago
Original: Squeeze More Juice Out of Your Dead Batteries—Using Physics
Wired
9h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: Coalition accuses Labor of treating veterans ‘with contempt’; Victorian Liberals pledge to ‘throw open doors to gas’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Sacked Ukrainian defence minister calls for presidential election
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Erin Patterson appeal live: mushroom murderer challenges convictions over fatal beef wellington lunch
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: John Irvin, British film-maker who directed Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, dies aged 86
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Attackers go ‘house to house’ killing 25 villagers in central Nigeria
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Conor McGregor's Next Move After UFC Almost Guaranteed
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Democratic Socialist Angie Nixon Scores Major Upset In Florida Senate Primary
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Why The Sale Of The Padres And Lakers Are Part Of MLB’s Salary Cap Discourse
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Trump holds off on new 50% tariffs for Canadian goods
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Son Of A Boxing Legend Featured In Bare Knuckle Boxing Event
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Suge Knight Gang Associate Dodges Questions at Tupac Trial: ‘Not Gonna Send Him to Prison’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Anne Hathaway “Pushed Really Hard” Trying to Get Julie Andrews to Return for ‘Princess Diaries 3’
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: ‘Supergirl’ Star David Krumholtz Posts and Deletes Plans to Retire From Acting: ‘And Now, New Life’
Variety
4h ago
Original: ‘A Breed Apart’ Director Recalls Hayden Panettiere’s “Dark” Energy on Set: “She Was Not OK”
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Hilary Duff Shares Memories of Hayden Panettiere as Young Stars Navigating Fame
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: WNBA Power Rankings: Can the Liberty find their way into the top four?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Which teams have clinched a spot in the playoffs?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: We ranked the best NFL teams to fall short of the Super Bowl: Stacking 16 historic near misses
ESPN
1h ago
Original: How important is pass protection for a running back? Ask Jaxson Dart
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 🏀 Men's Bracketology: Duke the new top seed
ESPN
1h ago