Original: Rep. Cory Mills loses GOP primary after allegations of sexual misconduct
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Edition · 4:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Fake polling from mysterious company highlights danger of unvetted election surveys
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Original: Trump revives unverified claims of noncitizen voting in 2020
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: ABC says FCC waging a retaliatory campaign violating free speech rights
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: 2020 election deniers on the ballot for key offices in battleground states
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: "Sabotage": Experts, lawmakers blast RFK Jr. for destroying healthcare research
Ars Technica
6h ago
Original: Ukrainian drones overwhelm Russian tanks’ new active protection system—for now
Ars Technica
6h ago
Original: Cursor capitalizes on GitHub frustration, launches rival hosting platform
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: DOJ’s probe into Andreessen Horowitz over board seats baffles VCs
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Squeeze More Juice Out of Your Dead Batteries—Using Physics
Wired
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump pauses new tariffs on Canada and says countries close to a deal
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Erin Patterson argues mushroom murder convictions should be quashed due to ‘catastrophic’ failure of justice
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Erin Patterson appeal live: mushroom murderer challenges convictions over fatal beef wellington lunch
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia politics live: Victorian Liberals pledge to scrap power link to NSW and instead ‘throw open the doors to gas’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Five Australian rules footy players suspended amid police investigation
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Why The Sale Of The Padres And Lakers Are Part Of MLB’s Salary Cap Discourse
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Trump holds off on new 50% tariffs for Canadian goods
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Son Of A Boxing Legend Featured In Bare Knuckle Boxing Event
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Cybercrime Enforcement Is Now Open To Private Bidders
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: BMW Championship Picks: Scheffler Leads Star-Studded Field At Bellerive
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Suge Knight Gang Associate Dodges Questions at Tupac Trial: ‘Not Gonna Send Him to Prison’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Anne Hathaway “Pushed Really Hard” Trying to Get Julie Andrews to Return for ‘Princess Diaries 3’
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Supergirl’ Star David Krumholtz Posts and Deletes Plans to Retire From Acting: ‘And Now, New Life’
Variety
3h ago
Original: ‘A Breed Apart’ Director Recalls Hayden Panettiere’s “Dark” Energy on Set: “She Was Not OK”
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Hilary Duff Shares Memories of Hayden Panettiere as Young Stars Navigating Fame
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Never-before-seen footage unearthed! How Ted Williams' hitting philosophy holds up in 2026
ESPN
4h ago
Original: Passan: Why Tommy John's legacy will forever live on across baseball
ESPN
4h ago
Original: Moody's draft-day targets and values: Murray, Gainwell among top options
ESPN
6h ago
Original: Mock draft: Puka Nacua, Jeremiyah Love drop due to recent news
ESPN
6h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Coventry City to sign Chelsea's Mudryk?
ESPN
6h ago