Original: Rep. Cory Mills loses GOP primary after allegations of sexual misconduct
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Wednesday, August 19, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Fake polling from mysterious company highlights danger of unvetted election surveys
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: Trump revives unverified claims of noncitizen voting in 2020
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: ABC says FCC waging a retaliatory campaign violating free speech rights
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: 2020 election deniers on the ballot for key offices in battleground states
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: "Sabotage": Experts, lawmakers blast RFK Jr. for destroying healthcare research
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: Ukrainian drones overwhelm Russian tanks’ new active protection system—for now
Ars Technica
4h ago
Original: Cursor capitalizes on GitHub frustration, launches rival hosting platform
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: DOJ’s probe into Andreessen Horowitz over board seats baffles VCs
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Squeeze More Juice Out of Your Dead Batteries—Using Physics
Wired
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia politics live: One Nation files three years of overdue financial returns hours before deadline
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Erin Patterson appeal live: mushroom murderer challenges convictions over fatal beef wellington lunch
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Tupac Shakur murder trial: ‘You better treat me as a hostile witness,’ Suge Knight associate testifies – as it happened
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Florida primaries live: governor matchup set; Democratic socialist shocks establishment-backed nominee in Senate race
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Democratic socialist Angie Nixon clinches surprise primary win in Florida US Senate race
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Cerebras’s stock has been a post-IPO bust. Its comeback hinges on this new chip.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Disney To Give “Early Glimpse” Into Next Theme Park Resort
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Venice Film Festival Lineup Comes Into Focus
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Debbie Wasserman Schultz Wins In Florida Primary For Heavily Black District
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘We are committed Christians’: Our son and daughter-in-law cut us out of their lives after a political argument. Should we change our $3 million will?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: David Krumholtz Says He’s Retiring from Acting in Shock Social Post: “Profession Has Lost Its Gleam”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: John Irvin, Director of ‘Hamburger Hill,’ ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy,’ Dies at 86
Variety
2h ago
Original: For Jacob Whiteduck-Lavoie, Everyday on ‘Sterling Point‘ Was the “Best Day Ever”
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Inside the Fake Celebrity Podcast Scam Fooling Hollywood
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: ‘Down the Arm of God’ Review: Caleb Landry Jones in a Sincere, if Heavy-Handed, Drama About a Texas Pastor Tackling Homelessness, and His Own Congregation
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Never-before-seen footage unearthed! How Ted Williams' hitting philosophy holds up in 2026
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Passan: Why Tommy John's legacy will forever live on across baseball
ESPN
2h ago
Original: WNBA Power Rankings: Can the Liberty find their way into the top four?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Which teams have clinched a spot in the playoffs?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Moody's draft-day targets and values: Murray, Gainwell among top options
ESPN
4h ago