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Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, August 19, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Democracy: A Performance Review.
Original: Florida, Wyoming and Alaska hold primary elections; California voters to select successor for Eric Swalwell’s seat – live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Magnetic Energy? Sure, Jan.
Original: Neve Campbell and ‘Scream’ Stars Pay Tribute to Hayden Panettiere After Her Death: She “Brought a Magnetic Energy to Set”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories