Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 PM UTC

Monday, August 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Nation Bets on AI to Forget Its Problems.
Original: Australia politics live: Labor and Coalition party rooms to consider deal on gambling ads; Labor wants to adopt AI ‘everywhere we can’
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Tiny Figurines: Peak Nostalgia.
Original: The New ‘Gilmore Girls’ Little People Collectible Set Is Bringing Stars Hollow to Your Shelf
Rolling Stone 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories