Original: Democrats approve 2028 primary calendar that puts South Carolina first
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
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Saturday, August 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Democrats disagree over abolishing or reforming ICE at DNC meeting
ABC News Politics
4h ago
Original: Democrats' 2028 presidential calendar gives Black and Latino voters and union members an early say
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Families of USS Lincoln crew say Trump should be 'ashamed' of conditions on board
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: U.S. pulls last aircraft carrier in Asia as Trump focuses on Iran and the Western Hemisphere
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Matt Groening lets slip that Simpsons: Hit & Run might be making a comeback
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Woman claims her stepfather used Grok to transform childhood photo into explicit imagery
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: VisionQuest trailer kicks off Disney's D23 fan event
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Have a laugh at AI’s expense by roleplaying as a chatbot
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Anthropic shares more details about how Claude’s new watermarks will work
TechCrunch
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Pauline Hanson opposes major gun buyback agreed in wake of Bondi terror attack
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US Democrats finalise major shakeup to 2028 presidential primary calendar
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Why is the latest Ebola outbreak worsening?
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Hawaii braces for potential first direct hit by a hurricane in 34 years
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Rescuers search for survivors of powerful Indonesia earthquake
BBC World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Tesehki And Big Lex Fight Might Be Stealing The Show In Atlanta
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Dillion Brooks Extended By Phoenix Suns Utilizing Larry Bird Exception
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Iran Embassy Claims Karoline Leavitt Resigned Because Of Decoy Plane 'Betrayal'—But It's Unlikely She Was On Jet
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: I’m 63, a retired CPA with a $1.2 million 401(k). Do I need to bother with a Roth conversion?
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: What To Watch This Weekend: New Shows And Movies To Stream On Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV And More
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Selena Gomez’s Attorney Fires Back at Wondermind Lawsuit: “Completely Meritless”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: CBS News Chief Correspondent Matt Gutman Accused of Harassment in Wrongful-Termination Suit by Former ABC News Producer
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Slipknot Confirms Sid Wilson’s Sudden Exit: ‘We Wish Him the Best’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Selena Gomez’s Lawyer Calls Wondermind Suit ‘Meritless,’ Will File Motion to Dismiss ‘Baseless Claims’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Here’s How to Watch Claressa Shields vs. Kaye Scott Boxing Live Online
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'It was so up and down' - O'Connor wins heptathlon gold
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Djokovic suffers in heat as Tirante inflicts shock defeat
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Johnson-Thompson grateful to still be competing
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Great Britain win gold with mixed freestyle 4x200m championship record
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: UFC 330 preview and picks: Machado Garry is a real threat to Makhachev
ESPN
2h ago