Original: Democrats approve 2028 primary calendar that puts South Carolina first
Washington Post Politics
1d ago
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Saturday, August 15, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Democrats disagree over abolishing or reforming ICE at DNC meeting
ABC News Politics
1d ago
Original: Democrats' 2028 presidential calendar gives Black and Latino voters and union members an early say
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Original: Families of USS Lincoln crew say Trump should be 'ashamed' of conditions on board
NPR Politics
1d ago
Original: U.S. pulls last aircraft carrier in Asia as Trump focuses on Iran and the Western Hemisphere
PBS NewsHour Politics
1d ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Matt Groening lets slip that Simpsons: Hit & Run might be making a comeback
The Verge
1d ago
Original: Woman claims her stepfather used Grok to transform childhood photo into explicit imagery
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Have a laugh at AI’s expense by roleplaying as a chatbot
The Verge
1d ago
Original: Anthropic shares more details about how Claude’s new watermarks will work
TechCrunch
1d ago
Original: Don’t overlook Elektron’s budget electronic music instruments
The Verge
1d ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Hawaii braces for potential first direct hit by a hurricane in 34 years
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Rescuers search for survivors of powerful Indonesia earthquake
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Australian state to launch gun buyback after Bondi Beach attack
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Qatar denies capturing three Iranian pilots after downing fighter jets
BBC World
1d ago
Original: Morocco detains dozens of migrants trying to cross into Ceuta, reports say
BBC World
1d ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Dillion Brooks Extended By Phoenix Suns Utilizing Larry Bird Exception
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: Iran Embassy Claims Karoline Leavitt Resigned Because Of Decoy Plane 'Betrayal'—But It's Unlikely She Was On Jet
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: I’m 63, a retired CPA with a $1.2 million 401(k). Do I need to bother with a Roth conversion?
MarketWatch
1d ago
Original: What To Watch This Weekend: New Shows And Movies To Stream On Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV And More
Forbes Business
1d ago
Original: NYT ‘Connections’ #1162 Hints And Answers For Sunday, August 16
Forbes Business
1d ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: CBS News Chief Correspondent Matt Gutman Accused of Harassment in Wrongful-Termination Suit by Former ABC News Producer
Hollywood Reporter
1d ago
Original: Slipknot Confirms Sid Wilson’s Sudden Exit: ‘We Wish Him the Best’
Variety
1d ago
Original: Selena Gomez’s Lawyer Calls Wondermind Suit ‘Meritless,’ Will File Motion to Dismiss ‘Baseless Claims’
Rolling Stone
1d ago
Original: Here’s How to Watch Claressa Shields vs. Kaye Scott Boxing Live Online
Variety
1d ago
Original: Director Frieda Luk on Olivia Luccardi’s ‘Sacred Creatures’ Role and the Fine Line Between ‘Crazy’ and ‘Enlightened’
Variety
1d ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Great Britain win gold with mixed freestyle 4x200m championship record
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: UFC 330 preview and picks: Machado Garry is a real threat to Makhachev
ESPN
1d ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Como want Chelsea's Delap to bolster attack
ESPN
1d ago
Original: 'Absolutely miles ahead!' GB women win brilliant relay gold
BBC Sport
1d ago
Original: Hunt wins third gold as Asher-Smith makes history
BBC Sport
1d ago