Original: Graham Platner to speak at labor rally, one of his first public events since ending Maine campaign
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 8:00 PM UTC
Thursday, August 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: White House says more than 40 nations help China dodge tariffs
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Judge dismisses Trump administration lawsuit alleging antisemitism at Harvard
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Kennedy Center board moves forward with a two-year closure to allow for renovations
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump White House says it's losing $19B-$26 billion a year in revenue as countries dodge tariffs
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Private security firms will soon be allowed to hack overseas cybercriminals
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: OpenAI is losing its second executive this week
The Verge
1h ago
Original: OpenAI introduces ‘Ultrafast,’ a new mode that makes GPT-5.6 Sol work at 14x the speed
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: IBM partners with OpenAI to bolster enterprise AI push
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Virgin Galactic wants your help naming its new Delta class spaceship
Ars Technica
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Several homes ablaze as firefighters try to contain West Midlands grassfire
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Who will be the next White House press secretary?
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump-led board reportedly votes again to close Kennedy Center for renovations – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Romania shuts only nuclear plant as heat causes huge drop in Danube River level
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Colombia earthquake: Hospitals adapt to save lives amid widespread damage
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The average car loan is now $785 a month — and lasts for almost 6 years
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Sandisk’s stock is flying higher. Here are the new targets that are exciting Wall Street.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Rich Americans are propping up the travel economy as airfares soar 25% from a year ago
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘My husband and I are at odds’: Should we tap our home equity or sell stocks to build a $100,000 emergency fund?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘She’s desperate’: My friend’s mother died. Can she stop Medicaid from taking the family home?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Stretching Time: Nicolaas Schmidt on ‘September Afternoon’
Variety
1h ago
Original: From ‘Moulin Rouge!’ to ‘Chicago’, Here’s Where You Can Score Discounted Broadway Tickets Online
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: This AI Startup Made a 24-Hour AI News Channel. Who Wants This?
Variety
1h ago
Original: What Happens If Luigi Mangione Pleads Guilty in Federal Court Tomorrow?
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Christy Knowings, Nickelodeon’s ‘All That’ Cast Member, Dies at 46
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Nowacki wins European 200m breaststroke gold in thrilling finish
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Russell Westbrook retires: Answering the biggest questions on legacy, impact
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Does the Community Shield preview the Premier League? History provides the answer
ESPN
1h ago
Original: From Maresca to Maddison, the 20 people who will define the Premier League season
ESPN
1h ago
Original: MLB Power Rankings: We have a new No. 1!
ESPN
1h ago