Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Thursday, August 13, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Legacy Schmegacy.
Original: Kennedy Center Board Reportedly Votes To Inscribe Trump’s Name—Despite Court Ruling
Forbes Business 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Film You Won’t Remember.
Original: ‘La Gradiva,’ Cannes Critics’ Week Winner and French Oscar Hopeful, Sets U.S. Release Date and Reveals New Image (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 15m ago

Sports ★ 5 stories