Original: Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt has thoughts about toning down political fights. Here's what he says
ABC News Politics
1h ago
Edition · 1:00 PM UTC
Friday, July 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says he ended their careers. Now these GOP lame ducks are defying him.
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Missouri proposal would create nation's toughest standard for citizen-led constitutional amendments
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump announced a deal for Hamas to disarm. And, the U.S. economy slowed a bit
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump says he may pull Todd Blanche's nomination to circumvent GOP holdouts
NPR Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: D&D is getting World of Warcraft and Star Wars crossovers
The Verge
1h ago
Original: This tattoo is permanent, pain-free, and might soon come in the mail
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Best Dyson Vacuums (2026): V15 Detect, Gen5Detect, PencilVac
Wired
2h ago
Original: Repeat founder Ryan Williams raises $10M seed for an AI startup for private credit managers
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Apple TV’s Cape Fear remake turns it into a paranoid tech thriller
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: About 60,000 migrants arrive in Ceuta in 24 hours, Spanish territory's leader says
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Approval for China’s mega embassy in London was lawful, UK court rules
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: UK petrol prices rise to highest this year as US attacks Iran – business live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Spain’s Sánchez blames trafficking gangs as estimated 60,000 migrants reach Ceuta with at least 34 dead – Europe live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: BP puts North Sea oil and gas business up for sale
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The Big Mac Index turns 40. Here’s why it’s still relevant.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Fed dissenters speak: Why they backed higher interest rates
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Why fresh volatility means a ‘valuation opportunity’ is opening up in U.S. stocks
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘It’s like buying a lottery ticket’: Fidelity asked for my former sister-in-law’s death certificate. Does this mean I’m due a windfall?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: The cyclospora outbreak is the biggest ever. Why this ‘unusual’ outbreak is so hard to manage.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Gary Oldman, Curry Barker, ‘Barbie’ Producer Robbie Brenner to Keynote Toronto Film Festival
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Was My Teacher Murdered?
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Gary Oldman, ‘Obsession’ Director Curry Barker and ‘Barbie’ Producer Robbie Brenner Among Toronto Market Speakers
Variety
2h ago
Original: Inside Netflix and Prime Video’s Fight to Reshape France’s Streaming Rules: ‘It’s an Unsustainable Equation’
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Black Zombie’ Review: An Engaging Doc on How the Flesh-Eating Hordes of Screen Fame Obscured Painful Real-Life History
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Stacking which teams can keep the NBA's parity run going
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Transfer rumors, news: Man United looking at pair of Serie A wingers
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Explaining each top Premier League team's transfer strategy this summer
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Indiana, Penn State debut in expanded 2027 class rankings
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Burnham says Infantino 'wrong man' to lead Fifa as criticism grows
BBC Sport
1h ago