Original: Trump announced a deal for Hamas to disarm. And, the U.S. economy slowed a bit
NPR Politics
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Friday, July 31, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says he may pull Todd Blanche's nomination to circumvent GOP holdouts
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Former Sen. Flake on what GOP objections over Blanche's nomination means for Trump
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: The next abortion battle is over Kansas’s highest court
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: One Big Beautiful Bill cut healthcare funds. Now, Republicans have to sell the costs
NPR Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: 6 Best Phones With Headphone Jacks (2026), Tested and Reviewed
Wired
2h ago
Original: Daisy One Review: Comfy and Tactile Headphones
Wired
2h ago
Original: Sony pushes forward with ditching discs, despite backlash
The Verge
2h ago
Original: SJY Zeph Open-Back Headphones Review: Music Through Magnets
Wired
2h ago
Original: The New Defcon Badges Pack a Unique Open Source Chip That Doubles as a Security Key
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Migrant tsunami’: Second day of Spain – Morocco border clashes
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: UK petrol prices rise to highest this year as US attacks Iran – business live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Russia’s Africa Corps killed Mali civilians in air strike: HRW
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Construction of Chinese ‘super-embassy’ to go ahead after High Court upholds planning decision – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Archbishop of Canterbury vows to support £100m pledge helping communities affected by enslavement
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Christian Scott Among Best Fantasy Baseball Waiver Wire Targets For Week 20
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: AI Cognitive Health Startup Mantis Biotech Rethinks How Women Are Diagnosed
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Can Tobacco Road’s New Synthetic Turf Par 3 Course Start A Movement?
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: New JW Marriott Properties Make Bold Pitch To D.C. Luxury Tourists: Rest In Virginia
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Why fresh volatility means a ‘valuation opportunity’ is opening up in U.S. stocks
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Gary Oldman, ‘Obsession’ Director Curry Barker and ‘Barbie’ Producer Robbie Brenner Among Toronto Market Speakers
Variety
1h ago
Original: Inside Netflix and Prime Video’s Fight to Reshape France’s Streaming Rules: ‘It’s an Unsustainable Equation’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Black Zombie’ Review: An Engaging Doc on How the Flesh-Eating Hordes of Screen Fame Obscured Painful Real-Life History
Variety
3h ago
Original: ‘Los Vampires’ Review: Dueling Draculas Spar in an Alluring if Unevenly Executed Flashback to Early-Talkie Hollywood
Variety
3h ago
Original: World Cup Boycott Backed by All 55 UEFA Countries as Asian, North and Central American, Caribbean Members Oppose FIFA Stake Sale
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Despite contract disappointment, history points to Mayfield, Vea being with Bucs in 2026
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Five trade fits for Vita Vea: Which teams could land the talented defensive tackle?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Plum to Valkyries? Morrow to Tempo? Moves to watch for ahead of WNBA trade deadline
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Power Rankings: How every team can make a playoff push
ESPN
1h ago
Original: PLL Week 11 preview: Stats, schedule, playoff scenarios for each matchup
ESPN
1h ago