Original: Maine Democrats don’t seem eager for an endorsement from Graham Platner
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, July 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: News Wrap: Judge orders $5.8M paid to E. Jean Carroll in Trump sex abuse, defamation case
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: DOJ threatens to arrest state election officials if noncitizens vote
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: How Trump politicized America's 250th birthday
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Republicans see their grip on Senate tighten amid Democrats' dysfunction in Maine
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: One of Meta’s Offices Was Briefly Overtaken by a Rogue Squirrel
Wired
2h ago
Original: Despite ‘misgivings,’ judge approves Elon Musk’s $1.5M SEC settlement
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Lovable reportedly in talks to double its valuation to $13.2B
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Meta is reportedly working on smart glasses that would be recording all the time
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Feds demand autonomous vehicle companies stop interfering with first responders
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump says he has ‘no idea’ how hospitalized senator Mitch McConnell is doing – US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: shadow minister stands by triple-zero test calls during Telstra outage; Sydney median house rents hit record $850 a week
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Democrats accuse Graham Platner of trying to put ‘thumb on the scale’ of process to replace him
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: US military launches fresh strikes on Iran as Donald Trump threatens ‘much worse’ to come – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Indonesia’s free meals programme plagued by alleged corruption and waste
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Levi’s is finding new ways to win customers — by looking toward tops and ‘denim luxury’
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: I started retirement with $3 million. Now I’m 89 and down to $2 million. What if I get sick?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1846 Hints And Answer For Thursday, July 9
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Why Are “Retail Choice” Electricity Markets More Expensive?
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: NYT ‘Pips’ Hints, Answers And Walkthrough For Thursday, July 9
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Emmy Predictions: First Winner Projections With ‘The Pitt,’ ‘Widow’s Bay’ and ‘Beef’ Leading the Way
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Bosses, Dancers Celebrate Breaking Back Into Emmys Race: “Deeply Grateful for This Recognition”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Watch Mick Jagger and Ronnie Wood Perform ‘Ringing Hollow’ at London Event
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: HBO Chief on ‘Heated Rivalry‘ Emmys Ineligibility: “I’m Just Proud to Have Season 2″
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Reacher’ Star Malcolm Goodwin Set to Direct Thriller ‘Grace’ From Team Wave Enterainment – Film News in Brief
Variety
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Can Novak Djokovic pull off an epic upset over Jan...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: WNBA All-Star roster breakdown: Snubs, MVP predict...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: WNBA Power Rankings: Valkyries ride five-game winn...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Ohtani, Witt and ... Pete Alonso! First-half MVPs ...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: $60 million and not much to show for it: Can Kyle ...
ESPN
2h ago