Original: Patrick Dempsey shuts down Maine Senate buzz as Democrats weigh a replacement
ABC News Politics
2h ago
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Wednesday, July 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Maine Democrats don’t seem eager for an endorsement from Graham Platner
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Why Trump wants Greenland
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Judge orders E. Jean Carroll be paid $5.8M in Trump sex abuse and defamation case
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Judges deny request to return Trump's name to Kennedy Center pending an appeal
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Feds demand autonomous vehicle companies stop interfering with first responders
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: "We cannot choose to become idiots": The AI cheating scandal roiling Brown University
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Messi and Ronaldo Are Building Tech Portfolios. Mo Salah Is Playing a Different Game
Wired
2h ago
Original: Google’s deepfake detector system used to debunk McConnell hoax pic
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: With EU backing, QuantumDiamonds aims to speed up chip manufacturing
TechCrunch
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: US military launches fresh strikes on Iran – Middle East crisis live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Louise Lasser, star of cult sitcom Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman and Woody Allen comedies, dies aged 87
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Actor Patrick Dempsey rules out replacing Graham Platner in US Senate race – US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: Telstra warns of ‘secondary issue’ after network outage; ABC stands by reporting ahead of royal commission hearing
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Burnham promises Labour MPs he will not use party discipline to ‘stifle debate’
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Did you mess up on your taxes? The IRS just made it easier to avoid paying a penalty.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Oil prices extend gains after hours as U.S. forces conduct additional strikes on Iran
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Investors haven’t been this bullish on the dollar in a decade. How the buck can keep climbing.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘The Floaters’ Director Talks Her ‘Crazy Jewish’ Ode To Summer Camp And ‘The Breakfast Club’
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: This chart shows stamp prices over the years as USPS hikes postage again this weekend
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Oregon A.G. Seeks Delay of Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger, Suggests DOJ Approval Was ‘Corrupt’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Timothée Chalamet Is a Megalomaniacal Paul Atreides in ‘Dune: Part Three’ Official Trailer
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Hacks’ Creators on Their Record-Breaking Emmy Nomination Haul: “Incredible Way to End”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Anonymous Content’s Darren Walker on Company’s 10 Emmy Nominations and Nominee Sally Field’s ‘Motherly’ Dating Advice
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘The Pitt’s’ Brittany Allen, Jeff Kober Earn Emmy Noms After Self-Submitting for Guest Star
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: PGA Genesis Scottish Open: How to watch, ESPN sche...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Rashford dilemma for Man Utd - Thursday's gossip
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Vote for the 2026 ESPYS Winners
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Stats behind Best Athlete - Men's Sports nominees
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Marcotti's Mini World Cup Musings: Messi is supern...
ESPN
3h ago