Original: Democratic governors press US Postal Service to drop plan tied to Trump's election order
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Friday, July 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge seeks stronger Trump assurances on plans for DC golf course project
ABC News Politics
7h ago
Original: Grand jury indicts Louisiana's attorney general in fight over changes to local courts
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: How legal battles across the country could complicate the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Haberman and Swan on 'Regime Change,' their book on Trump's unconstrained 2nd term
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Sony’s PlayStation disc factory is already being repurposed
The Verge
6h ago
Original: Last chance to apply — Startup Battlefield Australia applications close July 6
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: The Onion’s ‘Infowars’ Parody Is Here. Alex Jones Is Going to Hate It
Wired
8h ago
Original: Mark Zuckerberg tells staff that AI agents haven’t progressed as quickly as he’d hoped
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Private space pilots are flying orbital missions for the US Space Force
TechCrunch
8h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Most massive' Russian attack on Kyiv kills at least 30
BBC World
3h ago
Original: Australia news live: minister says it’s safe to ‘keep buying eggs, keep buying chicken’ as east coast records first suspected bird flu case
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Khamenei’s coffin readied as Iran prepares for seven-day funeral
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: Mapping Iran’s Ali Khamenei funeral: Where mourners will gather each day
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: Canada’s Carney secures deal for pipeline to expand oil exports beyond US
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Is the stock market open today? Here’s how Fourth of July weekend affects trading hours.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: NYT ‘Pips’ Hints, Answers And Walkthrough For Friday, July 3
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Why ‘Minions & Monsters’ Streaming Release Will Likely Follow Universal’s PVOD Strategy
Forbes Business
8h ago
Original: My doctor friend objected to his hospital’s fundraising tactics. Did management go too far?
MarketWatch
9h ago
Original: Braves Acquire Unique 24-Year-Old Outfielder After Blue Jays Cut
Forbes Business
9h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump Unconvincingly Bemoans That His Kids Have ‘Inside Information’ When They Do Business
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Madonna’s Dance Floor-Dominating ‘Confessions II’ Is Her Best Album in Decades: Album Review
Variety
4h ago
Original: Madonna Finds a Nonstop Groove on Her Best Album in 20 Years
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Original: These Shirtless ‘Heated Rivalry’ Bobbleheads Are Made for Your Boy Aquarium
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Original: California Man Pleads Guilty to Sending Nancy Guthrie’s Family Fake Ransom Note
Rolling Stone
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Huge VAR call prolongs Ronaldo's last dance but ends Modric's
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Tuchel wants young England fans to stay up for 1am World Cup clash - but should they?
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Welsh Sports Hall of Fame to honour rugby great Gravell
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Portugal through to last 16 after dramatic victory over Croatia
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Victorious Portugal pay emotional tribute to Jota
BBC Sport
5h ago