Original: Democratic governors press US Postal Service to drop plan tied to Trump's election order
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 4:00 AM UTC
Friday, July 3, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge seeks stronger Trump assurances on plans for DC golf course project
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Original: Grand jury indicts Louisiana's attorney general in fight over changes to local courts
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: How legal battles across the country could complicate the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Haberman and Swan on 'Regime Change,' their book on Trump's unconstrained 2nd term
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Sony’s PlayStation disc factory is already being repurposed
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Last chance to apply — Startup Battlefield Australia applications close July 6
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: The Onion’s ‘Infowars’ Parody Is Here. Alex Jones Is Going to Hate It
Wired
6h ago
Original: Mark Zuckerberg tells staff that AI agents haven’t progressed as quickly as he’d hoped
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Private space pilots are flying orbital missions for the US Space Force
TechCrunch
6h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: minister says it’s safe to ‘keep buying eggs, keep buying chicken’ as east coast records first suspected bird flu case
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Christian Brothers kept nine child abusers in religious order due to Gospel imperative to help ‘the needy’, court documents reveal
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Tributes for Melbourne boy allegedly left to die from stab wounds, as teen charged with murder
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Former AFL player Nicky Winmar found guilty of assaulting woman in northern Victoria
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: China says man who flew plane into Beijing skyscraper had mental health problems
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: NYT ‘Pips’ Hints, Answers And Walkthrough For Friday, July 3
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Why ‘Minions & Monsters’ Streaming Release Will Likely Follow Universal’s PVOD Strategy
Forbes Business
6h ago
Original: My doctor friend objected to his hospital’s fundraising tactics. Did management go too far?
MarketWatch
7h ago
Original: Braves Acquire Unique 24-Year-Old Outfielder After Blue Jays Cut
Forbes Business
7h ago
Original: July 4 Fireworks Viewing At The Kennedy Center Features $25,000 Package—Here’s What’s Included
Forbes Business
7h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Madonna Finds a Nonstop Groove on Her Best Album in 20 Years
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: These Shirtless ‘Heated Rivalry’ Bobbleheads Are Made for Your Boy Aquarium
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: California Man Pleads Guilty to Sending Nancy Guthrie’s Family Fake Ransom Note
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: ‘Elle’ Honors the Late James Van Der Beek After Final Onscreen Role
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Tim Heidecker Takes Alex Jones’ Seat in InfoWars Premiere: ‘This Is a New Dawn’
Rolling Stone
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Gonçalo Ramos makes clutch header as Portugal rall...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Tuchel wants young England fans to stay up for 1am World Cup clash - but should they?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Portugal through to last 16 after dramatic victory over Croatia
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Victorious Portugal pay emotional tribute to Jota
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Sources: 76ers, with Brown on board, eye LeBron
ESPN
3h ago