Original: Goal of higher voter turnout remains elusive in California as changes have extended ballot counting
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 3:00 PM UTC
Thursday, July 2, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump and Republicans return to communist attacks against Democrats ahead of the midterm elections
ABC News Politics
5h ago
Original: Trump raked in more than $1B through crypto ventures, federal filing shows
NPR Politics
7h ago
Original: Former White House ethics lawyer on Trump's $1B crypto earnings
NPR Politics
7h ago
Original: Democratic socialists pose a challenge for the party as midterms approach
NPR Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lucid Motors’ CFO is out as its new CEO continues leadership shakeup
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: US government says it got hacked — again
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Tesla’s Q2 sales jump 25 percent
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Woman's puzzling decline turns out to be cobalt poisoning from hip replacement
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: AI won’t save advertising, says Digitas’ Amy Lanzi
The Verge
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Death toll rises to 21 with more than 80 injured in huge Russian attack on Kyiv – Europe live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: The US deported them to Venezuela - hours later earthquakes struck
BBC World
3h ago
Original: 'Most massive' Russian attack on Kyiv kills at least 20
BBC World
3h ago
Original: Two teenage boys detained for rape as court of appeal overrules ‘lenient’ sentences
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: ‘Stain on our history’: Starmer issues government apology over forced adoption scandal – UK politics live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: How you as an investor can get ahead of the next AI investment wave
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Where can I invest my kid’s ‘Trump account’ money? The Treasury Department just answered that question.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Why a founder at age 50 is twice as likely to find success as one at age 30
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: I have no kids. Will I cause family drama by leaving different amounts to my nieces and nephews?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Embracing The Motion Of Disruption: Why Your Greatest Upheavals Are Catalysts For Growth
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Taylor Swift Wedding Details Revealed in New York Police Memo
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Studiocanal Unveils Teaser for ‘Les Miserables,’ Fred Cavayé’s Sweeping Take on Victor Hugo’s Classic Novel Starring Vincent Lindon and Tahar Rahim
Variety
3h ago
Original: Peyton Manning’s Omaha Productions Builds Line-Up Tied to Women’s Sports
Variety
3h ago
Original: Nashville Singer Crystal Rose Likes to Make Music on the ‘Cloudy’ Side
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Noah Kahan’s Manager on Building a Slow-Burn Success Story
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Rays have two top-10 hitters? Skubal surges? Don't...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Why you should trade for Guerrero Jr., Tucker or J...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Former Arsenal midfielder Cazorla retires at 41
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Government may now allow pubs to extend hours for 1am England clash
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: 'More stable' Swiatek earns A+ verdict from Navratilova
BBC Sport
3h ago