Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Monday, June 29, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Justice Delayed, Still Annoying.
Original: Supreme Court says Fed's Lisa Cook can keep her job for now, but it upholds other Trump firings
PBS NewsHour Politics 6h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Monopoly Just Got Monopolier.
Original: Is the Comcast-NBCUniversal spinoff a precursor for M&A? Wall Street may already be betting on it.
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories