Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Thursday, June 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy: Now Requires Permission.
Original: WATCH: Under proposed rule, USPS won't deliver mail ballots to states that don't provide voter rolls, postmaster general says
PBS NewsHour Politics 8h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Venezuela: Shaking Things Up, Literally.
Original: Venezuela earthquake: at least 32 dead, 700 injured and dozens of buildings collapsed, says interim president – live updates
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Legacy Schmegacy.
Original: Olympian Janet Evans Wants LA28 To Be Remembered For More Than Medals
Forbes Business 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories