Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Thursday, June 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Nation Grinds to Halt for TV Host Feud.
Original: Australia politics live: Karl Stefanovic won’t appear on radio show with Eddie McGuire tomorrow; three MPs booted from question time
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Legacy Schmegacy.
Original: Olympian Janet Evans Wants LA28 To Be Remembered For More Than Medals
Forbes Business 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Bennet Sister? We’re doomed.
Original: ‘The Other Bennet Sister’ Star Ella Bruccoleri on Playing a Regency Wallflower, Mary’s Romance with Tom and a Possible Season 2
Variety 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories