Original: Government can’t restrict gun ownership over marijuana use, Supreme Court rules
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Edition · 6:00 PM UTC
Thursday, June 18, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. gas prices just fell below $4 for 1st time since March. They're still 25% higher than last year
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Vance reveals he has been in touch with Pope Leo amid war disagreements
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Vance holds White House briefing after Trump signs Iran war agreement
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Supreme Court sides with Texas marijuana user who says it's not a crime to have a gun
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: AI data centers just got a government-mandated fast lane to the grid
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: A year of Walmart Plus is half off ahead of Prime Day
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Firefox’s new home page widgets are helping me focus
The Verge
2h ago
Original: The smartphone era created an attention crisis. Slowtech is fixing it
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Texas government data breach allowed hackers to steal 3 million driver’s licenses and passports
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Hegseth renews Nato criticism and says US will review presence in Europe
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Vance says 60-day-period to reach final peace agreement starts today and US ‘isn’t giving up a cent’ to Iran
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Iran announces plans to bring in maritime fees for strait of Hormuz
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Star-studded ceremony welcomes Obama Presidential Center to Chicago – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Giant Messi portrait carved into a Philippine beach for the World Cup
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: I’m 55 and retiring in 6 years. Should I be switching to Roth 401(k) now?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Americans are having fewer babies than ever. Blame smartphones — and these 4 financial realities.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Is Tesla succeeding in AI? Watch this for a clue.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Did Warsh and Vance just open the door to higher inflation?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Here’s the new way to significantly reduce the interest rate on your student loans
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘The Naturalist’ Series Adaptation in the Works at ABC From ‘CSI’ Alums (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Alessio Liguori to Direct ‘Moriarty Rising: A Sherlock Holmes Tale’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Charles Melton Joining Matt Damon in Event Film From ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Directors
Variety
2h ago
Original: Quinta Brunson Exits Warner Bros. TV, Signs New Overall Deal With Disney’s 20th Television
Variety
2h ago
Original: Bad Bunny Didn’t Need the U.S. to Set Touring Records This Year
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Tuchel's complaints lead to Fifa moving photographers
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Lord Botham criticises Stokes for breaking curfew
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Milestone, then misery - Gay reaches 50 and then gives wicket away
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Zigart breaks jaw in high-speed Tour de Suisse crash
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: The five biggest questions the Lakers need to answ...
ESPN
2h ago