Original: Government can’t restrict gun ownership over marijuana use, Supreme Court rules
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
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Thursday, June 18, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. gas prices just fell below $4 for 1st time since March. They're still 25% higher than last year
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Vance reveals he has been in touch with Pope Leo amid war disagreements
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Vance holds White House briefing after Trump signs Iran war agreement
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Supreme Court sides with Texas marijuana user who says it's not a crime to have a gun
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Queer Eye’s’ life coach Karamo Brown launches Kē, a wellness app featuring his AI digital clone
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: 3 Amazon Workers Say They’re Under Investigation for Speaking Out About Data Centers
Wired
3h ago
Original: Amazon employees say they’re facing termination for backing data center limits
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Apple opens up App Store to new competition in Brazil
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: MapTap, a daily geography game, is my new Wordle
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Man arrested after boy, 3, injured in Cambridgeshire zoo crocodile enclosure
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Supreme court sides with Texas marijuana user who wants to own a firearm in latest case expanding gun rights – live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Thousands of Knicks fans celebrate big win with joyous New York parade: ‘We family now’
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Vance says 60-day-period to reach final peace agreement starts today and US ‘isn’t giving up a cent’ to Iran
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Heathrow third runway likely to affect health of millions nearby, official report warns
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: These stocks are in trouble now that Kevin Warsh removed the market’s guardrails
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Fed Chair Kevin Warsh wants to get inflation under control. That could be bad news for home buyers seeking lower mortgage rates.
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: How Leaders Bringing Change Can Deal With Resistance
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Some Republicans Finally Express Support For Trump’s Iran Deal—Without Praising It
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: Evanescence’s Latest Album Brings The Band To A New All-Time Chart Low
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Keri Russell Teases ‘The Diplomat’ Season 4 as Emmy Buzz Builds
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: The Plot to Drone-Bomb the UFC’s White House Event Wasn’t an Anomaly
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Penske Media Corporation Acquires Vox Media, Home of Eater, The Verge, and More
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: PMC Acquires Vox Media Brands, Creating Digital Publishing Giant
Variety
3h ago
Original: Eater, The Verge and SB Nation Sold to Penske Media
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The lifelong education of USMNT goalkeeper (and Ha...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: What if Reyna's World Cup wondergoal is only the b...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Portugal have a Ronaldo problem (again) after draw...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Kane and Bellingham put on a show in England's thr...
ESPN
3h ago
Original: MLB Power Rankings: Dodgers end Braves' No. 1 run
ESPN
3h ago