Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Watchdogs Need Jobs Too.
Original: Inside the push to weaken Washington’s toughest financial watchdog
MarketWatch 16h ago
Die Trying.
Original: Scared to spend your retirement money? Here’s one way to get over the fear of running out.
MarketWatch 17h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories