Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Sunday, June 14, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Another Lawyer, Another Fine.
Original: Trump taps James M. McDonald as U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York
PBS NewsHour Politics 2h ago
Compromise? They Forgot the Memo.
Original: Emboldened Senate Democrats block even bipartisan bills in hardball approach to counter Trump
ABC News Politics 12h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Amazon Knew. Shocker.
Original: Amazon CEO reportedly raised Anthropic model concerns before government crackdown
TechCrunch 5h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Six Figures to Forget Him By.
Original: ‘We are comfortable financially’: My husband is in his 60s and has $500,000 life insurance. Is this a good time to cancel?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Amy Adams Saved Innocence. Again.
Original: Amy Adams Shut Down a ‘Graphic’ Sketch Idea While Hosting ‘SNL’ to Protect ‘Young Girls That Were Watching “Enchanted”‘
Variety 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories