Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Saturday, June 13, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Another Lawyer, Another Crime.
Original: Trump taps James M. McDonald as U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York
PBS NewsHour Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Toys Need Angst Now.
Original: X-Men ’97 has what Master of the Universe is missing
The Verge 4h ago
Amazon Knew. Shocker.
Original: Amazon CEO reportedly raised Anthropic model concerns before government crackdown
TechCrunch 4h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories