Original: WATCH: Trump signs proclamation opening more protected ocean areas to commercial fishing
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Thursday, June 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: News Wrap: Apparent anti-Trump message etched into National Mall
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Surveillance program set to expire as Congress rejects FISA extension
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: A Pentagon list overhaul puts Mormon church's Christian identity back in the spotlight
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Judge acquits Democratic congressional candidate arrested at New York immigration court protest
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Amazon’s Echo Hub gets a customizable new look and Ring’s AI features
The Verge
2h ago
Original: ‘Hands Off Our NHS’: Anti-Palantir Protests Break Out in UK Over Deal With National Health Service
Wired
3h ago
Original: Meet the OpenAI Engineer Leading ChatGPT’s Biggest Transformation Yet
Wired
3h ago
Original: Massive Effigy of Elon Musk Raised Over Times Square to Protest Grok
Wired
4h ago
Original: SpaceX officially prices shares at $135 in the largest IPO ever
TechCrunch
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump says strait of Hormuz to open ‘as soon as’ US and Iran sign deal as Iran says no final decision made
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: Richard Marles left adrift as UK counterpart quits hours before scheduled visit to naval yard
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Girl, 14, charged in connection with triple stabbing at school in Manchester
The Guardian World
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Original: Democrats demand Trump ‘guarantee’ Bill Pulte will not serve as acting intelligence director after Clayton nomination – US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Dan Jarvis named new defence secretary as Al Carns quits government – UK politics as it happened
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Northern Lights Forecast: The Aurora Borealis Might Be Visible In 8 States Thursday Night
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Today’s Wordle #1819 Hints And Answer For Friday, June 12
Forbes Business
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Original: NYT ‘Pips’ Hints, Answers And Walkthrough For Friday, June 12
Forbes Business
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Original: Some Good News And Some Bad News For ‘Widow’s Bay’ Season 2
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Adobe is losing another top executive, and investors don’t like it
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Ariana Grande Slams Trump’s White House for Using Her Song to Promote ICE Deportations: ‘Barbaric, Inhumane, Heinous Nonsense’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Mariska Hargitay on Being Courtside for Knicks Game 4 Win: ‘Honored’ and ‘Grateful’ to Say ‘I Was There’
Variety
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Original: ‘Every Year After’ Boss Breaks Down Why It’s Not a Love Triangle, Changes From the Book’s Sam and Percy, and Charlie’s Fate in Season 2
Variety
2h ago
Original: ‘Awards Chatter’ Pod: Wanda Sykes on Her Netflix Stand-Up Special ‘Legacy,’ Emceeing the Oscars the Night of ‘The Slap’ and Never Having Hosted ‘SNL’
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: What Happened to ‘23 Jump Street’?
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'Can't talk about it': Andy Reid doesn't confirm o...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: MLB Power Rankings: Two unlikely playoff contender...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Why are footballers wearing pink boots at the World Cup?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Three red cards shown as Mexico beat South Africa in World Cup opener
BBC Sport
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Original: Warrington go top with win at St Helens
BBC Sport
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